Lyrics Cops & Buns - Frank Zappa
Now,
we
don′t
come
up
here
because
we
feel
like
walkin'
four
flights
at
three
o′clock
in
the
morning.
Yeah.
We
were
up
here
last
night.
Now
for
us
.. .
Last
night?
Yes
I
wasn't
here
last
night.
For
us
to
continually
come
up
to
this
here
place
every
night
And
not
show
no
action
other
than
to
say,
Yes
a
corrective
indictment
.. .
Oh,
sure
this
is
ridiculous.
We
look
kinda
bad.
I
mean,
let's
be
honest
Now
if
you
had
to
give
me
any
kinda
reccomendation,
or
mark
my
word,
you′ll
say,
"Who
the
hell′s
kiddin'
who?
This
guy′s
a
mistake,
every
night,
Three
to
four,
two
to
four,
between
those
hours
you
Guys
are
at
53
E
10
st,
what
are
you
doin'
there
every
night?
You
mean
you,
you
permit
this
condition
to
continue
on
without
once
giving
a
summons?"
Alright,
your
lawyer
said
to
knock
it
off!
Uh,
we′re
puttin'
ourselves
over
backwards
with
these
people
Do
you
know
what
we′re
doin'?
Do
you
know
what
we're
doin′?
No,
tell
me.
Please
tell
me.
Alright.
Well
this
is,
if
we′re
up
here
once
We're
up
here
twenty
times
I
know
that
little
guy,
Like
a,
like
the
guy
at
the,
like
a
long-lost
brother
Now
if
we
ever
get
called
down,
If
this
ever
goes
to
a
big
explosion,
and
they
say,
"Officer,
what
did
you
do,
did
you
issue
summonses?"
They
get,
this
is
all
in
the
rekkid
book,
how
many
times
we′ve
been
up
here.
This
is
all
rekkids.
M-hmm.
Now
if
these
people
wanna
subpoena
these
rekkids,
They
can
subpoena
these
rekkids
An'
they
can
find
out
how
many
times
we′ve
been
This
is
us
on,
wait!
This
is
us
alone!
An'
they
say,
"Officer,
what
did
you
do?
Warn
′em?
You
mean
to
tell
me
you
were
up
here
About
twenty
times
an
you
never
issued
a
summons?"
There
have
been
summonses
Well,
WE
never
issued
em!
How
many
summonses
have
you
gotten
for
noise?
What,
me
personally,
or
the
studio?
The
studio!
The
studio
I
don't
know
how
many,
But
there's
a
court
case
pending
right
now
.. .
We′ve
gotten
one.
ONE!
ONE!
And
how
many
times
have
I,
eh,
uh,
hey
listen!
As
I
say,
if
I′ve
been
up
here
once
I've
been
up
here
twenty
times
already.
Hey
look,
stop
it,
pack
that
stuff
up,
stop
making
NOISE
you
guys!
Yeah,
well,
I
understand,
he
didn′t
know
.. .
Well,
who's
in
charge
here
at
the
studio?
Here
he
is.
In
charge?
In
charge
He′s
more
or
less
in
charge
Are
you
in
charge?
I
don't
run
the
studio,
I
just
.. .
Alright,
listen,
lemme
tell
you
one
thing
.. .
I′m
in,
I'm
in
charge
You're
in
charge
at
this
point
Right
My
name
is
Patrolman
Lefemine
Here,
have
a
BUN
Now,
as
of
tonight
.. .
Right
You
want
a
BUN?
If
I
come
back
here,
and
every
night
that
I
do
come
back
here
I
don′t
care
who
says
he′s
in
charge,
I
will
issue
a
summons
I'm
issuing
you
a
bun
An′
anybody
thinks
it's
a
great
joke,
you
can
all
laugh
in
the
court
Yeah,
I
issue
it
But,
uh
.. .
You
guys
ain′t
got
one
hit
record
by
now,
my
goodness.
We
have,
we
have
to
.. .
It
takes
a
long
time.
You
know
what
I
mean.
This
is
ridiculous!
Are
you
sure
you
don't
want
one
of
those
breakfast
rolls
on
your
way
down
the
stairs?
Yeah
.. .
You
better
believe
that
I
don′t
want
nuthin'
Who
gets,
who
gets
the
summonses,
is
the,
the
organization?
Whoever
it
is
in
charge
at
the
time
He
could
say
Joe
Blow,
I
don't
care
what
kind
of
a
name
he
gives
me
Then
if
the
courts
decide,
If
they
wanna
know
who
he′s
takin′
orders
from,
They'll
summons
that
person
to
court
That′s
all
there
is
to
it
Alright.
Take
care.
Right
Okay
Nighty-night!
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1 Kung Fu
2 Ronnie's Booger Story
3 Charva
4 Tiger Roach
5 I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
6 Lost In a Whirlpool
7 The Big Squeeze
8 Run Home Cues #2
9 Wedding Dress Song
10 The Dick Kunc Story
11 The Blackouts
12 Lil' Clanton Shuffle
13 Cops & Buns
14 Run Home Cues #3
15 Handsome Cabin Boy
16 Kenny's Booger Story
17 Run Home Slow Theme
18 Ronnie Sings?
19 Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
20 Basement Music #1
21 Any Way the Wind Blows
22 Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
23 Fountain of Love
24 Rdnzl
25 Inca Roads
26 I'm a Band Leader
27 Alley Cat
28 The Grand Wazoo
29 Wonderful Wino
30 Sharleena
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