Frank Zappa - Room Service (Live) Lyrics

Lyrics Room Service (Live) - Frank Zappa



Honey, honey
Honey, honey
Tush, tush
Honey, honey
Too young!
Honey, honey
Wait a minute! Wow! Wow! Wow!
(Say it again) wow!
Honey, honey
Honey, honey
Honey, honey
Honey, honey
Watch this
Gettin′ down
Gettin' down
Gettin′ down
...t you're gonna do
When your time is up?
What you're gonna do
When your time is up?
Are you gonna take?
Are you gonna be?
I might just tell you please
Are you gonna say?
One thing
I wanna know
One thing, baby
I wanna know
Wanna know
Wanna know
Wanna know
Wanna know
I wanna know
Wanna know
Wanna know
Wanna hold
Wanna hold
Wanna hold
I wanna hold
I wanna go
That′s why I′m singin' wow! You
Right over there, there′s a doo-doo room
Right upstairs, there's a doo-doo room
Right out back here, there′s a doo-doo room
In Perellis' pocket, there′s a doo-doo room
Out at home, there's a doo...
Hallo, hello, hello!
Is this room service? Hello?
Hallo?
Is this room service at the Hotel Leningrad?
Oh, ha-ha-ha! Jawohl! Now would you like the little...?
Um-hm-hm, Ja! This is room service
Look here, buddy
Yeas, what would you like?
Oh, I'm so hungry!
You know, when you′re a tourist and everything, and you travel around
You know, going to all the neat little shops and everything
Ten marks, cost you ten marks
I′m so hungry
This call is going to cost you ten marks
Ha ha
You got to understand that in the fo... in the front
Look here
Everything cost ten marks
Ivan, listen
Ivan, that's me! (Look) Jawohl!
You′re going to sleep, you're going to sleep
Omm
I am so hungry, can you bring me something to eat, right away?
Bouilla... Bouillabaisse?
No Bouillabaisse
Bouillabaisse?
No boogie-a-bay
How about boogie-the-bay?
No boogie-woogie-the-bay!
How about a fishie with the eye fallin′ out?
Fish with...? Hey, that sounds delicious!
You're right
Send me some fish with the eyes falling out
How about a little sand over it? That′ll make it...
Sand on the fish, yes, a sand-fish
Alright, that be ten marks
You have a sand-fish here?
Sand-fishie? The eye's ten marks
The fishie is forty
Hey! Hey, listen!
Jawohl!
The people in your country certainly are charming
You know where I can get some pussy?
Ah... ehem... wargh... this is very...
Never mind, look
This is very respectable hotel, you understand
Just send me up
You try to bring pussy in here, we spray you with mace
Oh, well
Right in the face!
Oh, well
You no bring no pussy in the hotel
Uh-huh, ok
Who do you think we are anyway?
Well, I guess you told me
Are you a Christian?
Am I... Yeah, I'm a Christian, sure! Isn′t everyone?
Oh... okay, you can bring...
Well, you can bring some pussy in here if you′re a Christian, that's different
Sure, if I′m a Christian that means I get some pussy, right?
That's right, that′s cool, if you're Christian
Okay
You also get Bouillabaisse with it
Yeah, hey, great! Look...
And the fish with the eye fallin′ out
I want you to send me some pussy
One pussy
Some fish with the eyes falling out... (one fishie with the eye falling out)
Some Bouillabaisse... (some Bouillabaisse)
And a Bible
And a what?
And a Gideon Bible
And it's a Gideon Bible, okay, we also'll bring you the Finnishian Bible
The Phoenician Bible?
No, the Finnian Bible (the Finnian Bible?)
That go with the Gideon Bible
The Finnian and the Gideon go together here
This is a terrible connection
I can hardly hear you, but look, buddy
Can you please get that stuff up to my room in a hurry?
I′m so hungry, you know?
We shall send it up by the Southern Pacific Railroad
Fast, ah?
That is very fast, so fast you can never know why
He wears the Southern Pacific on his hat, you know what they call him?
K, K, K, Kanzus goes down
K, K, K, Kanzus got a big handlebar moustache
K, K, K, Kanzus always hear toot-toot
K, K, K, Kanzus
You will also like to have a little wussy
Hello, hello, hello, room service?
Hallo?
Hey, buddy
You did not get your order?
No, listen, it′s a...
You did, you were not pleased with the pussy?
You don't like Americans (did you...) very much here, do you?
Oh, you American! That′ll be twenty marks
Yeah, twenty... right
Well, I don't care how much it costs
You know, just get it up to my room in a hurry because I′m so hungry
Well, you have to understand
If they didn't bring it up there too fast, it′s probably because of the...
The long summer that we had here, you see...
You had a long summer and that's why it didn't...?
We had a very long summer, about that fast...
Uh-huh
That′s how long it was, like... uh... that...
Now listen!
Wait a minute!
You get that food to my room right away
Room number?
...or I′m gonna call the American embassy
What?
You mean, what am I going to call them?
Why?
I'm going to call them a barrel of motherfuckers
(What? Why? A barrel of who?) That′s what I'm gonna call them
Well, I know who′s gonna bring it up to you right away
Marty, Marty, Marty Perellis
You know it, George
Marty, Marty, Marty Perellis
Everybody
Marty, Marty, Marty Perellis
Marty, Marty, Marty Perellis



Writer(s): Zappa Frank


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