Lyrics DeMarcus Cousins & Ashley - Hobo Johnson

Hey yo
Deadass
My mom's pretty sure I'm gonna be a somewhat successful rapper
I do too
Oh, woah
I'm not a nice guy
(He's not a nice guy)
I go to jail sometimes
(He goes to jail sometimes)
Yeah, but I am slowly getting better
Ever since a little lady
Wrote me such a lovely letter
I love breathing, pizza, Santa Claus, and Jesus
And other things that feel real nice to believe in
I love drinking, yeah
But not enough to ever have to go to all those stupid meetings
(Let's go!)
And I love you
DeMarcus cousins and Ashley
I love you
DeMarcus cousins and Ashley
I love you
DeMarcus cousins and Ashley
I love you you you you you
I love you like the stars love lonely eyes
On seven consecutive Friday nights, I
I love you like the dog hates the leash
And the leash loves the dog
Like I love nothing else at all
I love you like the kings love to lose
DeMarcus cousins love to ask the refs what he do, oh shit
I love you like my dad loved my mom
Before they realized that they don't love each other at all
I love you like the stars love lonely eyes, I
On seven consecutive Friday nights
I love you like the kings love to lose
And DeMarcus cousins love to ask the refs what he do, and
I love you like Kenny loves to dance
Kenny only loves to wear pants, and
I love you like bosses love to talk a lot of shit
And love getting really mad when I quit, what the
I love you like the bird hates November
Or just really really rainy windy weather
I love you like America loves to fuck things up
And cops love to do things that are super unnecessary
Really, look into the-look into real history
America has fucking caused a lot of problems for the general world
But, I love you like the stars love lonely eyes on
On seven consecutive Friday nights, I
I love you like the kings love to lose
And DeMarcus cousins love to ask the refs what he do
And wooh
Ashley I, hate you-miss you
So much
So much dude, fuck I don't even know what to say
Umm, yep
I miss your face