Lyrics 2600 - Jonathan Coulton & John Roderick

I′m the only kid in my whole school
Who doesn't get to see movies rated R
I′ve given up on being cool
It's always close but no cigar
This might your last opportunity
To do at least one thing right by me
(2600)
There's only one thing that I want
(2600)
There′s only one thing that I want
(2600)
There′s only one thing that I want
There's only one thing that I want
I don′t even know if I'm getting one
So I shook every box under the tree
I′m a good boy and their only son
Why would they deprive me
This one's a sweater and this one′s socks
Maybe they put it in a different box
(2600)
There's only one thing that I want
(2600)
There's only one thing that I want
(2600)
There′s only one thing that I want
(2600)
There′s only one thing that I want
(2600)
There's only one thing that I want
(2600)
There′s only one thing that I want
There's only one thing that I want
(2600)
There′s only one thing that I want
(2600)
There's only one thing that I want
(2600)
There′s only one thing that I want
(2600)
There's only one thing that I want
(2600)
There's only one thing that I want
(2600)
There′s only one thing that I want
There′s only one thing that I want