Jonathan Coulton - De-Evolving Lyrics

Lyrics De-Evolving - Jonathan Coulton



I guess you've noticed that my arms don't fit in my old suits
I guess you've noticed that I'm eating lots of jungle fruits
Anyway more than I used to
I used to be so tall and thin
Now I'm not exactly sure which phylum I'm in
And I know there's a monkey in the future for you
And there's nothing modern science can do
Keeping the thumb but I'm getting dumb
I'm devolving, I'm devolving
I am de-evolving
I guess you've noticed that I can't sit still at dinnertime
I guess you've noticed that I quit my job and I learned to sign
Anyway more than I used to
I used to have a little body hair
Now I have to use a razor everywhere
And I know there's a monkey in the future for you
And there's nothing modern science can do
Keeping the thumb but I'm getting dumb
I'm devolving, I'm devolving
I am de-evolving
Why get so angry at me?
I don't understand how you expect me to defend my actions
Knowing what you now know
Monkey one and monkey two
Monkey me and monkey you
Monkey see and monkey
Do you still love me
Now that I'm a monkey?
I guess you've noticed that I drag my knuckles when I dance
I guess you've noticed that I stuff a tail inside my pants
Anyway more than I used to
I used to see a movie now and then
Now I'm never gonna watch King Kong again
Because I know there's a monkey in the future for you
And there's nothing modern science can do
Keeping the thumb but I'm getting dumb
I'm devolving, I'm devolving
I am de-evolving
I'm devolving
De-evolving
I'm a coal miner's daughter



Writer(s): Jonathan Coulton


Jonathan Coulton - Artificial Heart
Album Artificial Heart
date of release
01-01-2012

1 Pressure
2 You Oughta Know
3 Still Alive
4 De-Evolving
5 I’m a Mason Now
6 First of May
7 Millionaire Girlfriend
8 I Hate California
9 Bozo’s Lament
10 I’m Having a Party
11 Summer’s Over
12 The Big Boom
13 I’m Your Moon
14 You Ruined Everything
15 Sibling Rivalry
16 Brand New Sucker
17 Shop Vac
18 My Monkey
19 See You All in Hell
20 Sticking It to Myself
21 Nemeses (feat. John Roderick)
22 The World Belongs to You
23 Today with Your Wife
24 Sucker Punch
25 Glasses
26 Fraud
27 Now I Am an Arsonist (feat. Suzanne Vega)
28 Down Today
29 The Stache
30 Alone At Home
31 Nemeses
32 Podsafe Christmas Song
33 Drive
34 Big Bad World One
35 Under the Pines
36 SkyMall
37 Rock and Roll Boy
38 Not About You
39 Soft Rocked By Me
40 Tom Cruise Crazy
41 Till the Money Comes
42 When You Go
43 Resolutions
44 You Could Be Her
45 Furry Old Lobster
46 Curl
47 Take Care of Me
48 Don’t Talk to Strangers
49 Madelaine
50 Chiron Beta Prime
51 Want You Gone (Elegant Too Remix)
52 Program Initiation Assistant
53 Bills, Bills, Bills
54 Dance, Soterios Johnson, Dance (Demo)
55 I Crush Everything (Demo)
56 Skullcrusher Mountain (Demo)
57 The Future Soon (Demo)
58 Mandelbrot Set (Demo)
59 Want You Gone (Elegant Too Remix)
60 Code Monkey (PG)
61 Mandelbrot Set (PG)
62 Octopus
63 Intro 1
64 Re Vos Cerveaux
65 Intro 2
66 My Beige Bear
67 Intro 3
68 Intro 4
69 Washy Ad Jeffy
70 Intro 5
71 Monkey Shines
72 Intro 6
73 Intro 7
74 Intro 8
75 Birdhouse in Your Soul
76 Blue Sunny Day
77 Intro 9
78 Intro 10
79 Intro 11
80 Intro 12
81 Intro 13
82 Intro 14
83 Intro 15
84 Intro 16
85 Welcome to the Machine
86 Intro 17
87 Kodachrome
88 I Will
89 We Will Rock You
90 We Are the Champions
91 That Spells DNA
92 Womb with a View
93 Todd the T1000
94 Better




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