Lyrics Animal Crackers (Live Version) - Melanie
Oh,
eat
your
animal
crackers
'Cause
my
mother
told
me
so
long
ago,
"If
you
eat
your
animal
crakers,
The
children
in
Europe
won't
starve
anymore".
Hahaha
hahahaha
hahaha.
Oh
I
love
eating
icecream,
Chocolate,
vanilla
and
butter
pecan,
But
I
best
love
animal
crackers
'Cause
I
love
helping
my
fellow
man.
Yeah,
I
eat
more
crackers
than
anyone
can
Hahaha
haha.
(I
forgot
the
words...
ONCE!
Thank
you!)
Once
I
went
on
a
diet
(That's
the
freudian
part,
is
it,
when
I
forget
it)
Once
I
went
on
a
diet
A
carbohydrate
diet
ain't
nice
'Cause
you
can't
eat
animal
crackers.
So,
I'm
gonna
stay
a
fatty
for
all
of
my
life,
Hahaha
hahaha.
But
some
people
think
that
fatties
are
nice,
yeah.
Did
you
ever
hear
of
Alice's
restaurant?
I
eat
at
Alice's
restaurant
year
after
year.
She
makes
an
animal
cracker
pizza,
ha
And
she
gives
animal
crackers
out
free
with
the
beer.
Oh,
let's
give
Alice
a
great
big
cheer.
She
knows
the
age...
Ah,
animal
crackers
are
in
this
year!
Ha
ha
hahaha.
Oh,
lalalalala
lala
lala
I
wrote
this
song
in
Columbus,
Missouri.
I
was...
had
a
day
off,
so
I,
I
wanted
to
go
to
the
country,
And
that
wasn't
very
difficult
because
the
country
was...
Columbus,
Missouri
is
the
country.
And
I
walked
outside
my
door
and
I
saw
a
big
cow
and
I
said,
"Oh,
moo,
you
know,
don't
you,
you
know
that
I
don't
eat
cows?"
And
the
cow
didn't
say
anything
except:
"Mmmm,
Melanie".
And
so,
and
so
I
wrote
him
this
song,
And
I
wrote
it
really
for
all
the
cows.
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