Lyrics Science Fiction - MIC

PHANTOMS: (Enter from Audience.
) Welcome, we're glad you could come tonight.

Prologue

(USHERETTE enters with tray.)

MICHAEL RENNIE WAS ILL
THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL
BUT HE TOLD US WHERE WE STAND
AND FLASH GORDON WAS THERE
IN SILVER UNDERWEAR
CLAUDE RAINS WAS THE INVISIBLE MAN
THEN SOMETHING WENT WRONG
FOR FAY WRAY AND KING KONG
THEY GOT CAUGHT IN A CELLULOID JAM
THEN AT A DEADLY PACE
IT CAME FROM OUTER SPACE
AND THIS IS HOW THE MESSAGE RAN.

(CHORUS)
(PHANTOMS do the Oohhs etc.)

SCIENCE FICTION - DOUBLE FEATURE
DR. X WILL BUILD A CREATURE
SEE ANDROIDS FIGHTING BRAD AND JANET
ANNE FRANCES STARS IN FORBIDDEN PLANET
OH - AT THE LATE NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE
PICTURE SHOW.

I KNEW LEO G. CARROL
WAS OVER A BARREL
WHEN TARANTULA TOOK TO THE HILLS
AND I REALLY GOT HOT
WHEN I SAW JANETTE SCOTT
FIGHT A TRIFFID THAT SPITS POISON AND KILLS
DANA ANDREWS SAID PRUNES
GIVE HIM THE RHUNES
AND PASSING THEM USED LOTS OF SKILLS
AND WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE
SAID GEORGE PAL TO HIS BRIDE
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU SOME TERRIBLE THRILLS
LIKE A -

(CHORUS)

SCIENCE FICTION - DOUBLE FEATURE
DR. X WILL BUILD A CREATURE
SEE ANDROIDS FIGHTING BRAD AND JANET
ANNE FRANCES STARS IN FORBIDDEN PLANET
OH - AT THE LATE NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE
PICTURE SHOW.

I WANT TO GO
AT THE LATE NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE PICTURE SHOW
BY R.K.O.
AT THE LATE NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE PICTURE SHOW
IN THE BACK ROW
AT THE LATE NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE PICTURE SHOW.

Scene One

(Wedding bells are ringing - PHANTOM voices.
PHANTOMS create arch through which
BRAD and JANET enter, both are breathless.)

JANET. Oh Brad, wasn't it wonderful - didn't Betty look radiantly
Beautiful - I can't believe it - just an hour ago she
Was plain Betty Munroe and now she's Mrs. Ralf Hapshatt.
BRAD. Yes, Janet - Ralf's a lucky guy.
JANET. Yes.
BRAD. Everyone knows Betty's a wonderful little cook.
JANET. Yes.
BRAD. And Ralf himself will be in line for promotion in a year or two.
JANET. Yes, Brad.