Lyrics Eric the Half a Bee Sketch - Monty Python
A
one,
two
A
one,
two,
three,
four
Half
a
bee,
philosophically
Must,
ipso
facto,
half
not
be
But
half
the
bee
has
got
to
be
A
vis-a-vis
its
entity,
d'you
see?
But
can
a
bee
be
said
to
be
Or
not
to
be
an
entire
bee
When
half
the
bee
is
not
a
bee
Due
to
some
ancient
injury?
Singing
A
laa
dee
dee,
a
one
two
three
Eric,
the
half
a
bee
A,
be,
see,
D,
E,
F,
G
Eric,
the
half
a
bee
Is
this
wretched
demi-bee
Half
asleep
upon
my
knee
Some
freak
from
a
menagerie?
No!
It's
Eric,
the
half
a
bee
A
fiddle
de
dumb,
a
fiddle
de
dee
Eric,
the
half
a
bee
Hoh
hoh
hoh,
tee
hee
hee
Eric,
the
half
a
bee
I
love
this
hive,
employee
Bisected
accidentally
One
summer
afternoon,
by
me
I
love
him
carnally
He
loves
him
carnally
Semi-carnally
The
end
Cyril
Connelly?
No,
semi-carnally
Oh,
Cyril
Connelly
1 1972 Eclipse of the Sun
2 Otto Song Demo (Python Sings)
3 Introduction (Monty Python and the Holy Grail), Pt. 2
4 Eric the Half a Bee
5 Dead Parrot Sketch - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
6 Flying Sheep - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
7 A Man With Three Buttocks (Television Interviews) - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
8 Crunchy Frog (Trade Description Act) - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
9 Nudge Nudge Wink Wink - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
10 The Mouse Problem - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
11 Buying A Bed - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
12 Interesting People - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
13 Barber Shop Sketch (The Barber) - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
14 Lumberjack Song (Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970)
15 Interview - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
16 Arthur Two Sheds - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
17 Children's Stories - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
18 Visitors - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
19 Albatross - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
20 Mr Hilter - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
21 The North Minehead By-Election - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
22 Me, Doctor - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
23 Self Defence - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
24 Introduction - Pt. 1
25 Introduction (Apology)
26 Spanish Inquisition - Pt. 1 / Extended
27 Gumby Theatre
28 Contradiction
29 Abattoire
30 Spanish Inquisition - Pt. 2
31 Ethel the Frog
32 Mary Queen of Scots (Extended)
33 Sound Quiz
34 Spanish Inquisition (Ending / Extended)
35 Be A Great Actor
36 Neville Shunt
37 Festival Hall Emille
38 Spam Sketch
39 Spam Song
40 Camp Judges
41 Stake Your Claim
42 Lifeboat
43 Camp Judges - Pt. 2
44 Undertaker
45 Knees Up Mother Brown Sketch
46 Treadmill Lager
47 Bishop At Home (Mr. Stoddard)
48 Court Room Sketch
49 Undertaker (Dead Bishops On The Landing)
50 Introduction - Monty Python's Previous Record
51 Are You Embarrassed Easily?
52 A Book At Bedtime
53 England 1747: Denis Moore
54 Money Program
55 Money Song
56 Denis Moore - Pt. 2
57 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme
58 Australian Table Wine
59 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme Pt. 2
60 Argument
61 How To Do It
62 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme Pt. 3
63 Pepperpots
64 Personal Freedom
65 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme Pt. 4
66 What Do You Do Quiz
67 Travel Agent
68 Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister
69 Silly Noises
70 An Elk Sketch
71 Eric the Half a Bee Sketch
72 Yangtse Kiang Sketch
73 Yangtse Kiang Song
74 Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister - Pt. 2
75 A Minute Past
76 Alistair Cook Attacked By A Duck
77 Wonderful World Of Sound
78 Certified Stiff
79 Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister - Pt. 3
80 Happy Valley
81 Baxter's
82 Meteorology
83 Blood, Devastation, War & Horror
84 The Great Debate
85 Mortuary Visit
86 Flying Fox Of The Yard
87 Is There
88 Teach Yourself Heath
89 The Book Ad
90 Big Red Bowl
91 Pepperpots - Pt. 2
92 Pellagra
93 Election Forum
94 Dead Bishops/Rats
95 Elephantplasty
96 Novel Writing
97 Word Association
98 Bruce's Sketch
99 Bruce's Song
100 Ralph Mellish
101 Doctor Quote
102 Cheese Emporium
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