Lyrics L.G.T.B. - Nikki D

The guy from last night in my bed
The last thing I remember was getting head
His legs I remember he spread

I guess I shoulda stopped while I was ahead
Because after he pulled my pants down, away he fucking fled
It's really sad, I had already planned a fucking wed
I can't exactly remember his name, I think it was cornbread
I'm sure he was inbred
I put his dickhead
In my crowned head
I told him what it tasted like I said

Flat bread
Rye bread
Small bread
White bread
Whole wheat bread
Naan bread
Sweet bread
Quick bread
Crisp bread
Multigrain bread
And I said

Down the street I fled
I turned and saw he was brick red
I yelled as I ran "brain dead"
The first thing i saw was his got damn forehead
I searched for shelter, just my luck a wood shed
I quickly jumped in saw a copperhead
I know I had to act fast I hopped on the sofa bed
Then ran past the egg head
I hopped out of the shed
Almost ran into an old lady, I said go ahead
I explained my almost deathbed
For my kindness, she rewarded me gingerbread
The taste brought back a thread
I looked to her as I said

Flat bread
Rye bread
Small bread
White bread
Whole wheat bread
Naan bread
Sweet bread
Quick bread
Crisp bread
Multigrain bread
And I said

I gave a homeless dog a treat, he was now fed
I saw my good friend Zed
To him i hesitated
I can rap tighter than needle and thread
Shit, fuck, wrong song now I wish I were dead
To Zed's riverbed
He secretly showed me his sutafed
I gasped then I started seeing red

I woke up hours later in a tulip bed
I heard look alive sunshine and I looked ahead
I touched my head, I knew I had bled
Sure enough it was Zed and that Airhead
I asked Zed "why'd you make me feel this dread"
He shrugged "I needed money for my Meds"
I smarted off and said "what're you gonna do? put an axe in my head"

The bull stead lifted me up, he put me on a block head
I knew I was a goner, for this nonsense bloodshed
They pushed my mouth, again it bled
I saw the blade, to them i pled
He saw no mercy, the pill head
As the blade came the only thing that was in my head

Flat bread
Rye bread
Small bread
White bread
Whole wheat bread
Naan bread
Sweet bread
Quick bread
Crisp bread
Multigrain bread
And I said