Lyrics Carded - Outlaw

Carded, c
Carded

I was out real late, I was headin' to the party
And just one little thing I told 'em I was bringin'
But I'm only 18 and I told 'em I was 30
I think I am insane but it's been workin' lately
Act normal and grow a beard
Walk on in, don't shed a tear
You pussy, who would think I shit myself

But why you always gotta get carded?
This is so retarded
I know I shouldn't say that
Please just disregard it
You're so high on prevention
Oh, I meant to mention
Have you seen my Ben Franklin?
And he started on my spankin'
Man, why you always gotta get carded?
Why you always gotta get carded?

Monday night I tried to buy some booze
Tuesday night I cried and lost a tooth
Wednesday I went out and bought a fake
Thursday came and then it freakin' brake
Friday night I spent the night in jail
Saturday I got out, praise Dale
Sunday mornin' came and now I'm broke
I should probably have stole the shit by now but no
I should probably have stole the shit by now but no, no

Why you always gotta get carded?
This is so retarded
I know I shouldn't say that
Please just disregard it
You're so high on prevention
Oh, I meant to mention
Have you seen my Ben Franklin?
And he started on my spankin'
Man, why you always gotta get carded?
(Carded, carded)
Why you always gotta get carded?
(Carded, carded)
Man why you gotta get so

In between me and my liquor, liquor
I should probably stole the shit by now but no, but no

Why you always gotta get carded?
This is so retarded
I know I shouldn't say that
Please just disregard it
You're so high on prevention
Oh, I meant to mention
Have you seen my Ben Franklin?
And he started on my spankin'
Man, why you always gotta get carded?
(Carded, carded)

Why you always gotta get carded?
(Carded, carded)
Why you always gotta get carded?
(Carded, carded)
Why you always gotta get carded?
(Carded, carded)