Lyrics Moving Day - Psychostick

Aw, crap!
Oh fine
God damnit
Saturday, Sure
My god
What have i done?
Move this stuff
Move this stuff
Move this stuff
Move this stuff
Staring at the wall
What have i committed to?
A sacred social pact, something you cannot undo
Friendship maintenance and guilt
Forms a moving crew
If i do not help you move then you won't help me move
You told us to be here right at noon
Yet you are still packing and guilty of betrayal number 1
We're working but you have been slacking
Up and down and
Up and down and
Up and down the stairs again
You hoard all your useless crap
You refuse to donate to goodwill and
I sacrifice my weekend to
Wading through your forsaken loot and
We repeatedly ask "what is this?"
"Where's this go?" "What do you do with this?"
I now descend down the stairs
Prone all alone in the spider basement
Up and down and
Up and down and
Up and down the stairs again
Up and down and
Up and down
I wish that you were not my friend
What is all this
Pointless shit you kept
Ugly lobster tongs
From your Uncle Jeff
Curse your box that's overstuffed
With textbooks you forgot existed!
(Oh shit! Woah!)
(This is fun!)
It's moving Day!
Nothing says "Thanks, Buddy"
Like a five dollar Little Caesar's
Hot and ready
It's moving day!
Nothing gives life meaning
Like doing heavy lifting all day and sneezing
It's moving day!
Nothing says commitment
Like the friend with the truck that couldn't make it
It's moving day!
I just love getting splinters
Then whacking my shins before smashing my fingers
(God damnit!)
(Ow!)
Two more trips, and we got this!
Move this stuff
Move this stuff
There's more stuff
So much stuff
Flinch from that dog that barks
Every freakin' time you pass by it
And we disagree please tell me
How do you move a goddamn plant?
Drip on my head now it rains and i'm wet
The boxes are ripping and
Spilling all your cables kneeling down
On the ground now my shoes are all squishy
DVI and VGA, S-Video and RCA
USB 1, 2, and 3, Mini, Micro, A and B
40-Pin IDE, a wired mouse from '93
Broken parts you can't replace
Ya better keep 'em just in case
Guilty of betrayal number two:
All the restaurants closed and it's too late for food
You disappeared two hours ago
Come back and now you smell like reefer
Dude. I'm about to beat you to death
With this vacuum cleaner
It's moving day!
So glad it's raining
I'm hauling your junk as you stand there complaining
It's moving day!
Well, this is a treat!
The Sun's gone down and there's nothing to eat
It's moving day!
Betrayal number three:
You exaggeratted how quick this would be
It's moving day!
Having so much fun!
It's one AM and we're still not done
Movin' a couch
Movin' a couch
Hold on a second, i'm losing my grip!
(Hold on!)
Movin' a couch
Movin' a couch
Ow! Ow! You're crushing my hand!
Movin' a couch
Movin' a couch
We're movin' a couch
Ugh, let's stop for a second
Should we take the legs off?
Should we take the door off?
No, just tilt it a little that way
No, my right, not your right
Tilt it up and twist it, like, no!
Cool! We put another hole in the wall!
Whelp, kiss that deposit goodbye
Fuck that door, we didn't need it anyway!
Break out the chainsaw
Gonna cut it in half
One love seat's now 2 recliners
I'll set all your stuff on fire
Burn it to the ground
Burn it to the ground
Furniture
Burn it to the ground
Burn it to the ground
Watch it burn!
Burn it to the ground
Burn it to the ground
Old apartment
Burn it to the ground
Burn it to the ground
New apartment too
Burn it to the ground
Burn it to the ground
Burn it to the ground
Burn it to the ground
Burn it to the ground
Hey! Do you need both of these blenders?
Burn it to the ground
Burn it to the ground
'Cuz i really need a blender
I really like smoothies
I saw a sweet recipie online
I wanna try it, my blender's broke
You have two, doesn't make any sense
So let's make this happen