Lyrics Les Poissons - From "The Little Mermaid"/Soundtrack Version - René Auberjonois

Oh, nouvelle cuisine, les Champs Elysées
Maurice Chevalier
Les poisson, les poisson
How I love les poisson
Love to chop and to serve
Little fish
First I cut off their heads
Then I pull out their bones
And they wince as I pull out the dish
Les poisson, les poisson
Hee hee hee
Ho ho ho
With a cleaver I hack them in two
I pull out what's inside
And I serve it up fried
God I love little fishies, don't you?
Here's something for tempting the palate
Prepared in the classic technique
First you pound the fish flat with a mallet
Then you slash all their skin
Give their belly a slice
Then you rub some salt in
'Cause it makes it taste nice
Zut alors, I have missed one!
Sacrebleu! What is this!
How on earth could I miss
Such a sweet little succulent crab?
Quel dommage, what a loss
Here we go, in the sauce
Now some flour I think
Just a dab
Now I stuff you with bread
Don't hurt, 'cause you're dead
And you're certainly lucky you are
'Cause it's gonna be hot
In my big silver pot
À tout à l'heure, mon poisson
Au revoir