Lyrics On the Dole - Sicko

My work ethic's been destroyed
And I'm glad I'm unemployed
I'm always broke, so what's been gained?

Thank God for the government
Stuck to the couch like rubber cement
FX channel keeps me entertained

I'm on the dole, out of control
I wonder if they're onto me
And I'm in the hole, but I'm on the dole
And all I do is watch TV

And I never leave the house
Woodsy thinks I'm part of the couch
The difference has become unclear

When she's gone, I play musical chairs
While Robin's getting high upstairs
I can hear her hacking from here

On the dole, out of control
I wonder if they're onto me
And I'm in the hole, but I'm on the dole
And all I do is watch TV

My employer left me in the lurch
Have you made an active work search?
These claim forms are getting hard
Can't afford to let down my guard
And all this time to kill
Hangs over me like unpaid bills
Waiting for the day that I can pay
And you bet I will

I'm on the dole, but I'm in control
And all I do is watch TV and wonder if they're onto me
I'm in the hole, but I'm on the dole
Imagine all the time to kill
I'm sure you can, I know I will