Lyrics My Old Heart - Stephen Lynch

When I'm dead and gone
Before I'm buried promise me
Give my eyes to science
That a blind man, he might see.
Pump my blood through new veins,
May it answer someone's prayer.
And anyone not breathing,
Let these lungs give him air.
But leave me my old heart.
It's useless, don't they know
That you broke it long ago?
Fuck it, grab a kidney.
Give some bald kid my hair.
Couples not conceiving,
Throw my sweet jizz all up in there.
Transplant my back fat;
Sell my gold teeth to get rich.
Pull out my large intestine,
Make a jump rope out that bitch.
Oh, just leave me my old heart
'Cause it's dead anyway
Since you fucked my cousin Ray-Ray.
Donate all my fingers
'Cept for this one, this one's yours.
My kneecaps might come in handy
When Ray-Ray's got you on all fours.
Oh just leave me my old heart;
I'll need it on the day
The day I fuck Ray-Rays bae named AJ.