Lyrics Why Do I Always Fail To Win - Subterfuge

Oh the jackpot went to Jim
And his girlfriend Evelyn
They bought a terraced house
At the backside of the station
Why do I always fail to win

When I touched her she screeched
Sin
She said she'd leave for West-Berlin
To sign herself in at a school
For a catholic education

Why do I always fail to win
Why do I always fail to
Always fail to
Always fail to

And she said
You do believe in true love, do you?
Well
I said No
She said
Wrong answer
And promptly left the room
So I went down to the bus stop waiting for her
She didn't come and the bus was long gone
I took my car to the next gas station
The man at the counter said
No gasoline
So I went back home and watched TV to forget the mess I'm in

Why do I always fail to win
Why do I always fail to win
Why do I always fail to win
Why do I always fail to win
Why do I always fail to win
Why do I always fail to win
Why do I always fail to win
Why do I always fail to win
My oh my
It's true I
Will never meet this girl again
I ask myself
Why do I
Why do I always fail to win
My oh my
It's true I
Will never meet this girl again
I ask myself
Why do I