Lyrics She Left Me With the Herpes - Tiny Tim
She
left
me
with
the
herpes,
Oh,
why
did
she
do
that?
Last
night,
I
sat
upon
a
chair
and
gave
it
the
cat.
The
cat
gave
it
to
Rover
And
to
the
mousie
too
The
mousie
gave
it
to
the
bird,
I
don't
know
what
to
do!
A
mother
said
her
daughter
Was
a
nice
girl
and
refined,
It
must
have
been
another
girl
Certainly
not
mine,
That
darling
mother's
wrong;
Sue's
the
only
girl
I
knew
Since
Roosevelt
won
the
election
in
1932!
She
left
me
with
the
herpes,
Even
roaches
won't
come
near.
Mosquitoes
will
not
bite
me
'cause
they
sense
my
blood's
not
clear!
My
chamber
maid
is
suing,
And
taking
me
to
court,
She
cleaned
my
room
the
other
day,
And
you
know
what
she
caught!
I
left
her
with
the
herpes,
Like
it
was
left
for
me,
And
there
are
many
listening
to
this
song
who
have
the
same,
you
see.
The
only
good
advice
I
give
is
take
a
book
to
bed.
And
let
her
take
blood
test
every
day
that
you
are
wed!
She
left
me
with
the
herpes.
I
don't
know
what
to
do.
My
life's
a
social
wreck.
Boo
hoo
hoo
hoo
hoo
hoo!
If
anybody
out
there
can
come
up
with
a
cure,
I'll
be
the
very
first
in
line,
on
that
you
can
be
sure!
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