Lyrics Elephantitis - Voodoo Glow Skulls

I woke up with my nuts by my side
So I brushed my tooth and I took them for a ride
When I go driving it's the carpool lane all the way
Because I am beside myself my girl sits in the back

'Cuz my nuts ride shotgun
I've got elephantitis of the nuts
Public pussy places won't have me they think
I'm an embarrassment of the human male society

It's not a disease, don't want a quarantine
Because these nuts are my personal property
Some say that I'm a hero to all my fellow men
I'm their token role model like Alanis is to women