Lyrics Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars - "Weird Al" Yankovic
They
showed
up
on
my
doorstep
just
a
couple
weeks
ago
They
looked
so
sweet
and
harmless
Tell
me,
how
was
I
to
know
They
got
a
little
too
close
to
the
microwave
and
then
much
to
my
surprise
They
grew
to
forty
thousand
times
their
original
size
They
started
mutatin′
right
before
my
eyes
Oh
my
Attack
of
the
radioactive
hamsters
from
a
planet
near
Mars
A
race
from
a
distant
place
They
came
in
UFOs
shaped
just
like
cuban
cigars
Man
oh
man,
you
oughta
hear
'em
squeal
Now
the
whole
wide
world
is
their
exercise
wheel
Attack
of
the
radioactive
hamsters
from
a
planet
near
Mars
The
president,
he′s
in
a
panic
The
pentagon,
they're
in
shock
There's
a
team
of
research
scientists
They
got
′em
workin′
'round
the
clock
Now
the
National
Guard
is
out
in
my
back
yard
And
the
Marines′ll
be
comin'
around
I
hope
they
get
these
lousy
rodents
out
of
my
town
′Cause
the
property
values
are
goin'
way
down
now
Attack
of
the
radioactive
hamsters
from
a
planet
near
Mars
They′re
back
and
they're
lookin'
for
a
snack
And
they′re
not
that
fond
of
Burger
Kings
or
salad
bars
I
hope
they′re
not
plannin'
to
stay
Who
invited
them
here
anyway
Attack
of
the
radioactive
hamsters
from
a
planet
near
Mars
Well,
well,
look
at
that
hamster,
he′s
as
big
as
a
blimp
And
there's
one
the
size
of
central
park
They′re
using
telephone
pole
to
pick
their
teeth
They're
evil
and
nasty
and
they
glow
in
the
dark
Oh,
don′t
waste
any
more
of
your
bullets,
boys
You
know
it
just
makes
'em
mad
when
you
shoot
They're
gonna
stomp
us
into
jelly
and
conquer
the
world
But
you
gotta
admit,
they′re
really
kinda
cute,
now
Attack
of
the
radioactive
hamsters
from
a
planet
near
Mars
What
a
racquet
they′re
makin',
Jack
They
keep
me
up
at
night
playin′
they're
electric
guitars
Listen
to
′em
squeal
They
think
the
whole
stinkin'
world
is
their
exercise
wheel
Attack
of
the
radioactive
hamsters
from
a
planet
near
Mars
Hey
Jack,
you
better
watch
your
back
Here
come
those
hamsters
from
a
planet
near
mars
Well,
well,
it′s
called
the
Attack
of
the
radioactive
hamsters
From
a
planet
near
Mars
A
planet
near
Mars
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