Lyrics Happy Birthday - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Happy
birthday
Happy
birthday
to
you
Happy
birthday
Happy
birthday
to
you
Well,
it's
time
to
celebrate
your
birthday,
it
happens
every
year
We'll
eat
a
lot
of
broccoli
and
drink
a
lot
of
beer
You
should
be
good
and
happy
that
there's
something
you
can
eat
A
million
people
every
day
are
starving
in
the
street
Your
daddy's
in
the
gutter
with
the
wretched
and
the
poor
Your
mama's
in
the
kitchen
with
a
can
of
Cycle
Four
There's
garbage
in
the
water
There's
poison
in
the
sky
I
guess
it
won't
be
long
before
we're
all
gonna
die
Happy
birthday
Happy
birthday
to
you
Happy
birthday
Happy
birthday
to
you
Well,
what's
the
matter
little
friend?
You
think
this
party
is
the
pits?
Enjoy
it
while
you
can,
we'll
soon
be
blown
to
bits
The
monkeys
in
the
Pentagon
are
gonna
cook
our
goose
Their
finger's
on
the
button,
all
they
need
is
an
excuse
It
doesn't
take
a
military
genius
to
see
We'll
all
be
crispy
critters
after
World
War
III
There's
nowhere
you
can
run
to,
nowhere
you
can
hide
When
they
drop
the
big
one,
we
all
get
fried
Come
on,
boys
and
girls,
sing
along,
okay?
Happy
birthday
Happy
birthday
to
you
Happy
birthday
Happy
birthday
to
you
(wow!)
Well,
there's
a
punk
in
the
alley
and
he's
looking
for
a
fight
There's
an
Arab
on
the
corner
buying
everything
in
sight
There's
a
mother
in
the
ghetto
with
another
mouth
to
feed
Seems
that
everywhere
you
look
today
there's
misery
and
greed
I
guess
you
know
the
earth
is
gonna
crash
into
the
sun
But
that's
no
reason
why
we
shouldn't
have
a
little
fun
So
if
you
think
it's
scary,
if
it's
more
than
you
can
take
Just
blow
out
the
candles
and
have
a
piece
of
cake
Happy
birthday
Happy
birthday
to
you
Happy
birthday
Happy
birthday
to
you
(wow!)
Happy
birthday
Happy
birthday
to
you
Happy
birthday
Happy
birthday
to
you
(Happy
birthday!)
And
a
pinch
to
grow
an
inch!
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