1 Hello Mudduh Hello Fadduh, Here I Am At Camp Granada
2 Old King Louis (You Went the Wrong Way Old King Louie)
3 It Was Automation (It Was Fascination)
4 I See Bones, And A Few Kidney Stones
5 Hungarian Goulash No. 5 (Hungarian Goulash Number Five)
6 Here's to the Crabgrass, Here's to the Mortgage
7 One Hippopotami (Is Two Hippopotamus)
8 Rat Fink Ratfink Ratt Fink Rattfink
9 You’re Getting to be a Rabbit with Me (You Once Were the Best Bunny at the Playboy Club)
10 Headaches (Aspirin Commercials Give Me Headaches)
11 Eight Foot Two Solid Blue (Has Anybody Seen My Martian Gal)
12 Hail to Thee Fat Person, You Kept Us Out of War