paroles de chanson Awkward Erections - ChuggaBoom

Why now? Oh body fuck why now?
You've been so well behaved, oh body fuck why now?
She's gonna think I'm a freak pervert
No! Why now? Oh body fuck why now?
So I took her to the pics
To see Schindler's list (Oh yeah, how did it go?)
It was going kinda well until she tapped me on the leg
"Is that smoke I can smell?" (Oh this is gonna be good)
The place lit up like blackpool pier
And I came to terms with dying in here
They said "Get out, find your nearest exit"
But I got a bigger problem than brexit
Why now? Oh body fuck why now?
You've been so well behaved, oh body fuck why now?
She's gonna think I'm a freak pervert
No! Why now? Oh body fuck why now?
Why does this always happen to me
When I don't need it?
Another case of life being unfair
I swear it's nothing personal, oh, nevermind
So I try to start thinking about something
That'll get this modest tent to shrink
I wrack my brain for the worst things I've ever seen
10 pages deep in a search for naked pics of The Queen
I google roadkill, blue waffle and Madonna's teeth
I've started doubting myself, maybe this is my thing
Oh wait, it's going down
I think I might be good
But then she grabs my hand and pulls me to my feet
In silence, the three of us stood
Why does this always happen to me
When I don't need it?
Another case of life being unfair
I swear it's nothing personal, oh, nevermind
Oh what a fuck up
I should get this thing fucking locked up
She's offering to blow it (Blow it, blow it)
And I said, nothing and exploaded, oh!
Why does this always happen to me
When I don't need it?
Another case of life being unfair
I swear it's nothing personal
Why does this always happen to me
When I don't need it?
Another case of life being unfair
I swear it's nothing personal