paroles de chanson The Battle Of Watling Street - From "Horrible Histories: The Movie" - Kate Nash , The Cast of Horrible Histories: The Movie

Ten times more of us
We're more pandied
You're gonna lose
If you don't mind me being candied

Celts can't win
'Cus you're run by a lady
Our numbers may be slim
But we'll put you in the shade yeah

Go berserk that works
Get ready to kill 'em
Killings too easy
Let's start with the pillum

Haha missed me
Only got my shieldy
Hand on though
Don't half make it unwieldy

Not impressed Roman pests
We'll show you who's best
We're a disciplined team
You're a reckless mess

Think we're scared
Of your happy stappy foolery
You may have the weapons
But we have the jewelry

The battle of Watling Street
Yeah yeah
Who's heading for defeat
Yeah yeah

This is the battle of Watling Street
Are you Celts ready to get beat
Pathetic little weebs you'll be overrun
Got ninety-nine problems but the Brits ain't one

Let's go men the battle begins
Naked chest is the best, who best wins
We're ready to rumble, we're ready to slay
Er we just got get our praying out the way
Oh yeah us too yeah

God of war and glory Mars we pray
Give us the strength to work, rest and play
Praise Grannus, Lugus, Epona, there's more
Brigantia, okay let's war

The battle of Watling Street
Yeah yeah
Who's heading for defeat
Yeah yeah

Let the battle of Watling Street commence
Pleased to meet you
Step forward gents
Says here you're trapped
Who's next do carry on
These trees at the back are like an extra battalion

Let's go men win these mighty clashes
With our paints of wode, and our scary moustaches
Were the Celtic crew straight out of Watling
We're beasties boys we're never stopped

Is that right then you'd better check
Welcome to our bottleneck
Lots of fun watching you head for the funnel
Ain't no light at the end of your tunnel

The Celts can only come at us one way
Time to meet your gods guys have a nice day
Carts blocking the exit so despite our bravery
They've rigged the fight now that's just unsavoury

There's more of us than there are of you
Don't push now we're all in this queue
Your numbers are income because you wait in a line
Now we only need to face you a few at a time

The battle of Watling Street
Yeah yeah
We're heading for defeat
Yeah yeah

Rock it as a win to the Goddess Victoria
You'll get glory and we'll get gorier
Don't know where to go trampled on like a doormat
You can run but you can't hide, can't even do that

We kicked off with the odds ten to one
They'll say how did they do it the Rome team won
Never had to fight so hard before
I've won battles, who's gonna win the war