paroles de chanson Staycation - Mayor Wertz

The boss has approved my PTO
Got games, snacks, and tons of shows!
Turned off email notifications
Making the best out of my staycation
Gonna eat my weight in potato chips
Tons of salt and dip on these dirty mitts
This boy is ready for a full day of fun
Close all the blinds, I don't need the sun
Wait, I'll get behind on my workload
Because I took off for tv episodes
Maybe this is all just a big trick
My boss will fire me with the pink slip

Took time off from my vocation
No need to pack for this vacation
Maybe I'll play a bit of playstation
Whole day planned for my staycation
My staycation my staycation
Feeling myself on my staycation
My staycation my staycation
Don't get fired on my staycation

I'm going to have to do interviews
And get like a new job and learn
All these new people's names
And go to the office party
And I'm gonna get drunk

Now I can't stop just pacing around
Stress eating everything trying to calm down
My goal was to sit back and relax
But I know they're talking about me on slack
Guess it's time to update my resume
Probably found a way to kill my 401k
Missing so many meetings, gotta breathe
They could do my job they don't even need me
And I bet start doing their interviews
With people who can earn more revenue
And they're gonna be way more qualified
With lots of degrees and their hair is dyed
Sleepless night going to work so tired
Got a box for stuff, I'm gonna get fired
Boss asked how was it, I said great
Never taking off again, Total mistake

Never take the day off again
Never take the day off again
Never take the day off again
Never take the day off again
And like I throw up on the shrimp
But I keep eating it at the office Christmas party
Anyways I don't think I'm getting the raise this year
I'm sorry

Took time off from my vocation
No need to pack for this vacation
Maybe I'll play a bit of playstation
Whole day planned for my staycation
My staycation my staycation
Feeling myself on my staycation
My staycation my staycation
Don't get fired on my staycation

So yeah that's how I got fired from the last job
I mean it wasn't really a big deal or anything
So you guys were saying you have three office parties a year