Ray Stevens - We’re Havin’ A Baby paroles de chanson

paroles de chanson We’re Havin’ A Baby - Ray Stevens



When we were having our first baby
The wife said to me maybe
We should have this child
The natural way (the natural way)
Without drugs or medication
But in peaceful meditation
We'll start this child out on its merry way
So we enrolled into a school and learned to breathe both out and in
Then proudly told our family and our friends:
We're having a baby (baby) the natural way
We're having a baby (baby) we're happy to say
This child will enter into life in sweet tranquility
The way the old folks did it all down through history
Queens and peasants have both done it so just how hard can it be?
We're having a baby (baby) the natural way (the natural way)
Our reluctant obstetrician
Made just one one condition
We could have the child naturally
But in a delivery room
So we kept breathing and rehearsing
Till the day came for the birthing
Then my wife said sweetly
"Let's go dear, the baby's coming soon."
So I grabbed our bags and drove her there and got her all checked in
But neither one of us was ready for all that happened then:
She started having that baby (baby) the natural way
She started having the baby (baby) and I'm sorry to say
Well there was yelling, screaming, bleeding
And the cursing of my name,
We forgot how to breathe when the labor really came
Then she yelled "Nobody told me that there would be this much pain!
I'm not having this baby (baby) the natural way (the natural way!"
Then I said "Now, now, honey, pant and puff..."
She said "Shut your mouth, I've had enough!"
And then from the pit of hell there came a primal scream
She grabbed me in a tight choke hold
Grabbed the doctor by the stethoscope
And then a voice from the exorcist said GIVE ME MORPHINE
They gave her a shot, she relaxed her grip
And I passed out on the floor
The baby came she did just fine
In fact we've had two more
But we didn't have those babies (babies) the natural way
We had those babies (babies) I'm happy to say
In an air conditioned hospital with every modern aid
With syringes full of the very best pain killers ever made
You can bet your life there's one thing
That you'll never hear us say
"We're having a baby (baby) the natural way (the natural way)"
You know it just ain't natural having a baby the natural way
Hey doc could we get a little more pain killer over here?
Thank you! I think my wife could use a little too... huh huh.
We're not having a baby (baby) the natural way!



Writer(s): C.w. Jr.


Ray Stevens - Box Set
Album Box Set
date de sortie
28-02-2006

1 It's Me Again, Margaret
2 Too Drunk Too Fish
3 Misty
4 Freudian Slip
5 Sittin' Up With The Dead
6 Everything Is Beautiful
7 Power Tools
8 Drivers Education
9 Hang Up And Drive
10 Ahab, The Arab
11 The Ballad Of The Blue Cyclone (The Beginning)
12 Blue Angel
13 The Ballad Of The Blue Cyclone (The End?)
14 Pledging My Love
15 The Woogie Boogie
16 Love Will Beat Your Brains Out
17 The Haircut Song
18 The Streak
19 The Mississippi Squirrel Revival
20 Family Funeral Fight
21 Deerslayer
22 Safe At Home
23 Boogie Woogie
24 Virgil And The Moonshot
25 The Hustler
26 Osama Yo’ Mama
27 Hello Mama
28 Let’s Roll
29 We’re Havin’ A Baby
30 When The Kids Are Gone
31 Turn Your Radio On
32 Kitty Cat’s Revenge
33 Juanita & The Kids
34 Thank You
35 Shriner's Convention
36 Nashville
37 Erik The Awful
38 The Dog Song
39 The Cat Song
40 When I Get Over You
41 The Pirate Song
42 Come On Home To Baseball
43 Gitarzan
44 Bridget The Midget
45 Bon Temps Roulette
46 Freddie Feelgood (And His Funky Little Five-Piece Band)
47 Gone For Good
48 Stand Up
49 The King Of Christmas
50 Be Your Own Best Friend
51 Jeremiah Peabody’s Polyunsaturated Quick-Dissolving Fast-Acting Pleasant Tasting Green And Purple Pills




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