Carole King - Short Mort текст песни

Текст песни Short Mort - Carole King



Well the district of the Rhine-Ruhr
Is diverse with tall and short
And should you visit there
You'll wanna be prepared
For a dwarf named Mighty Mort
Now Mortie's rather scrappy
You see he stands 'bout two foot four
All the Altstadt ladies call him kneecap lover
All the mens just call him squirt
Well he's short, short Mighty Mort
The shortest dwarf in all Düsseldorf
Shorter than a young Dauchhound
And quicker than a prarie dog
Now Mortie he's a drinker
And he likes his Altbier cool
And he likes to pick a pocket clean
In back of drunken people's stools
He's got his tiny lederhosen
He's got his green felt hat on fine
He got a 1mil. Luger for a pocket shooter
He got a thimble for a stein
Well he's short, short Mighty Mort
The shortest dwarf in all Düsseldorf
Shorter than a young Dauchhound
And quicker than a prarie dog
Well Friday 'bout a week ago
Mortie's sucking suds
And on the ledge of the bar
Leaned a chap named Otis
Who wore some fancy duds
Well he snuck up right behind him
But a scuffle soon enued
And Mighty Mort got a whoopin
For touchin' the ass of an English dude
Well he's short, short Mighty Mort
The shortest dwarf in all Düsseldorf
Shorter than a young Dauchhound
And quicker than a prarie dog
Well the whole bar started laughin'
And when they pulled the two apart
Mortie looked like a wienerschnitzel
In a bowl full of sauerkraut



Авторы: Carole King


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Альбом The Right Girl
дата релиза
07-04-2012

1 Oh Neil
2 We Grew Up Together
3 Queen of the Beach
4 Under the Stars
5 Goin' Wild
6 He Takes Good Care of Your Baby
7 (Living My Life) For the Love of a Girl
8 It Might As Well Rain Until September
9 Look Who's Talkin'
10 Disappointed
11 Crying In the Rain
12 Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
13 Samson and Deliah
14 Short Mort
15 In My Baby's Eyes
16 Baby Sittin'
17 Same Old Reliable Me
18 He's a Bad Boy
19 A Wonderful Dream
20 Oh! Oh! It Started All Over Again
21 Take Good Care Of My Baby
22 School Bells Are Ringing
23 Dreamin' About You
24 Nobody's Perfect
25 Carole
26 A Very Special Boy
27 How Many Tears
28 I Can't Behave Myself
29 Walkin' With My Angel
30 Another Night With the Boys
31 Nothing Is Impossible
32 Right Girl
33 Even If I Wanted To
34 Boomerang
35 I've Got Nothing Left Written
36 Nothing's Impossible
37 Dear Mr. DJ Play It Again
38 I Didn't Have Any Summer Romance
39 There Goes My Lover
40 Some of Your Lovin'
41 Loved, Loved, Loved
42 Once a Fool, Always a Fool
43 Sixteen Cubes of Sugar
44 Your Letter Will Kiss Me Goodnight
45 That's What I Call True Love
46 Deep in My Heart
47 A Road to Nowhere
48 The Sheik
49 A Million Tears Too Late
50 One Wonderful Night
51 She Don't Deserve You
52 You Turn Me on, Boy
53 Some of Your Lovin', Pt. 2
54 Make the Night a Little Longer
55 You're the Only One (Who Understands Me)
56 Hey Little Play Girl
57 (Let's Have A) Private Party




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