1 Fur Beach
2 Jones From Indiana
3 I Slept With the Daughters and All I Got Was This Lousy Song Written About Me
4 And Then the C.H.U.D.S. Came
5 Mike Morowaitz, the Fantasy Fuck
6 Nurse, Would You Please Prep the Patient for Sexual Doctor
7 I Don't Give a Shit About Wood, I'm Not a Chemist
8 Pants, Meet Shit
9 Damn Those Blood Suckers and Their Good Qualities
10 The Ghost with the Most