Текст песни Dong Work For Yuda - Frank Zappa
Hello
there...
This
is
the
CENTRAL
SCRUTINIZER
Joe
was
sent
to
a
special
prison
where
they
keep
all
the
other
criminals
from
the
music
business
You
know...
The
ones
who
get
caught
It′s
a
horrible
place,
painted
all
green
on
the
inside
Where
musicians
and
former
executives
take
turns
snorting
detergent
and
plooking
each
other
Anyway,
listen
While
he's
in
there
he
meets
this
guy
who
used
to
be
a
promo
man
for
a
major
record
company
Named
Bald-Headed
John...
King
of
the
Plookers
This
is
the
story
′bout
Bald-Headed
John
Dong
work
for
Yuda
Dong,
Dong
He
talks
a
lot
'n'
it′s
Usually
wrong
Dong
work
for
Yuda
Dong,
Dong
He
said
Dong
was
Wong
′N'
Wong
was
Kong
′N'
Dong
work
for
Yuda
′N'
John
was
wrong
Sorry
John
Sorry
better
Try
it
again
Dong
work
for
Yuda
Dong,
Dong
Sorry
John
Sorry
better
Try
it
again
He
said
Dong
was
Wong
And
Wong
was
Kong
And
Dong
was
Gong
′N
John
was
wrong
John's
got
a
sausage
Yeah
man
John's
got
a
sausage
Yeah
man
John′s
got
a
sausage
That′ll
make
you
fart
John's
got
a
sausage
That′ll
break
your
heart
Make
you
fart
And
break
your
heart
Don't
bend
over
If
you
are
smart
He
took
a
little
walk
To
the
weenie
stand
John′s
got
a
sausage
Yeah
man
A
great
big
weenie
In
both
his
hands
John's
got
a
sausage
Yeah
man
He
sucked
on
the
end
′Til
the
mustard
squirt
He
said,
"Ya'll
stand
back
'cause
you
might
get
hurt"
Sorry
John
Sorry
better
Try
it
again
John′s
got
a
sausage
Yeah
man
Sorry
John
Sorry
better
Try
it
again
He
said
Dong
was
Wong
Wong
was
Kong
Kong
was
Gong
′N
John
was
wrong
Sorry
John
Sorry
better
Try
it
again
Make
way
for
the
Iron
shaschige
Sorry
John
Sorry
better
Try
it
again
I
need
a
dozen
towels
So
the
boys
can
take
a
shower
Sorry
John
Sorry
better
Try
it
again
Bartender
Bring
me
a
colada
and
milk
Sorry
John
Sorry
better
Try
it
again
Well,
on
second
thought
Make
that
a
water
HtO
Sorry
John
Sorry
better
Try
it
again
Falcum
Take
me
to
the
falcum
Sorry
John
Sorry
better
Try
it
again
I
wave
my
bags
Did
you
wave
your'n
Sorry
John
Sorry
better
Try
it
again
Well
how
much
Did
they
wave?
Sorry
John
Sorry
better
Try
it
again
Ah′m
almost
two
Kilometers
tall
Sorry
John
Sorry
better
Try
it
again
This
girl
must
be
Praketing
richcraft
Sorry
John
Sorry
better
Try
it
again
Don't
worry
about
The
faggot
I′ll
take
care
of
The
faggot
Sorry
John
Sorry
better
Try
it
again
Try
it
again
Try
it
again
Try,
try,
try
again
Your
Pomona
is
Very
extinct
Yeah,
I
studied
with
The
Dong
of
Tokyo
'N
also
with
the
Oriental
Kato
My
body
contain
Uh
water
I
just
loves
the
way
These
Copenhagens
talks
Driver,
McDoodle
Sausage
Salima
Salami
That
looks
like
that
Stuff
that
Freckles
Lets
out
Once
a
mumfth
This
is
the
CENTRAL
SCRUTINIZER
Poor
Joe.
He′s
getting
tired
from
bending
over
But
we
tried
to
warn
him...
Didn't
we?
Okay,
Joe...
You
asked
for
it...
Here
comes
The
Big
One
![Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage: Acts I, II & III](https://pic.Lyrhub.com/img/l/2/n/0/521z9d0n2l.jpg)
1 Crew Slut
2 Scrutinizer Postlude
3 Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt
4 Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
5 Watermelon In Easter Hay
6 Catholic Girls
7 The Central Scrutinizer
8 Joe's Garage
9 On The Bus
10 Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
11 A Token Of My Extreme
12 Stick It Out
13 Sy Borg
14 Dong Work For Yuda
15 Keep It Greasey
16 Outside Now
17 He Used To Cut The Grass
18 Packard Goose
19 A Little Green Rosetta
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