Текст песни GRONIGANG - Gang Shloink feat. Doormandingo

Hey! Good morning
Good morning Shaylin, it's like seven pm
Yeah baby!
C'mon Bruh!
Gronigang
Gronigang!
Feels like shit right?
Huh?
Feels like shit when someone wakes you up like randomly?
Gronigang! Groniga-

Gronigang shit, so I'll take another hit in a bit
Getting lit, a year late but we don't quit
We in the NLD, ultra sesh is what I pree
Le Blaque and iCue here with me, where the fuck could Cece be?
Gronigang shit, so I'll take another hit in a bit
Getting lit, life's a movie no skit
We in yo momma haus and we smokin' all this Laos
We're really fucking stupid, our IQ is undisputed

Yeah I'm really fucking stupid, got the brain of a monke
It's like twenty p on YouTube, three days later, still drunk
GS smoking gas, still drunk
Le Blaque going to class, still drunk
Shot after shot my brain liquefies like snot
Like BERETTA, no, no it's not, yuh
Bang pang with the Gronigang, on the floorboards, GS slang when we hang
Then the phone rang: "Ham and cheese toastie"
Brain broke? What can I say? My source of laughter's "leg day"
For IQ I gotta pay, well I guess it means I'm broke
Cuz I'm dumb as fuck, what can I say?
Ooh Shamma she so cray-cray, "craids" if I may
Where the fuck are you gonna stay? Cuz I'll pull up with mie goreng
Pull a Boateng on Qusay, he so peng
Then I'll rob you of your IQ, perhaps I'll take your Jimmy Choos
Choose what you want to lose, either Snoot or lose the attitude

Gronigang shit, so I'll take another hit in a bit
Getting lit, a year late but we don't quit
We in the NLD, ultra sesh is what I pree
Le Blaque and iCue here with me, where the fuck could Cece be?
Gronigang shit, so I'll take another hit in a bit
Getting lit, life's a movie no skit
We in yo momma haus and we smokin' all this Laos
We're really fucking stupid, our IQ is undisputed

Yeah I'm really, really fucking stupid, you could think I'm Doorman
Where the fuck DeArti? That's Cece's little whore-man
Ultra sesh and Unicum I got both on me
And I'm still really fucking stupid, why don't you come and see?
I flipped the script, four opps in a spliff
I tripped then dipped, bully opps like I'm Biff
I'm really fucking stupid, Among Us, that's funny (cos fonny)
We're really fucking dumb but we still makin' money (cos monny)
These bitches think GS fallin' off, we not fallin' off
Still slaying, GS Romanov, yeah we Romanov
We drink every day, is it even a question?
Or we smoke on opps in a spliff, that's compression
Bitch I'll eat your pillow, seshing make a fuckin' billow, yuh
Take a shot and turn into a beast just like Zillo, yuh
Boutta go and head into the store, you a whore
Gro so very bust, it's a fuckin' must, we on

Gronigang shit, so I'll take another hit in a bit
Getting lit, a year late but we don't quit
We in the NLD, ultra sesh is what I pree
Le Blaque and iCue here with me, where the fuck could Cece be?
Gronigang shit, so I'll take another hit in a bit
Getting lit, life's a movie no skit
We in yo momma haus and we smokin' all this Laos
We're really fucking stupid, our IQ is undisputed

I'm really, really, really fucking stupid, kill a bitch I'm Daddysloot-ed
Saw a monke, anti-saluted, saw DeArti and I scooted
Now I'm zooted, you'll get snooted
Or you'll get booted, no response cuz you're muted, whoops
Dropped the call, hope you fall and break your balls
Just like Gunna, pushing P, so appalled, I push a T
Just like NLE with the herbal remedy
Can't you see? I'm on a spree since BERTHA, that was me
Wait on Shaylin, Richard took a L, I got foreskin, call it hardshell
Getting mad, you push my buttons like a doorbell
I can tell that he smells, take a shower, might as well
Sperm cell: that's his life in a nutshell
Fuck off, you're trash, hey!
Wipe my ass with that verse, sounding like you're in a hearse
Call a nurse for the dumbass with the Prada purse
Fuck, I don't wanna curse but that shit prolly better in reverse bitch

Gronigang shit, so I'll take another hit in a bit
Getting lit, a year late but we don't quit
We in the NLD, ultra sesh is what I pree
Le Blaque and iCue here with me, where the fuck could Cece be?
Gronigang shit, so I'll take another hit in a bit
Getting lit, life's a movie no skit
We in yo momma haus and we smokin' all this Laos
We're really fucking stupid, our IQ is undisputed

I wank like every two minutes
I have blunt- bru-uhr- blunt force trauma to my right testicle
I thought I had testicular torsion, which is when your ballsack falls off
Gronigang! Gronigang! Gronigang!
Matwaaannnkkkksssss!