Текст песни Self Esteem - Garfunkel and Oates

You text at 3 in the morning
And you mispell my name
And most of them think you are lame
You say that with me it's different
And you're not that big of a dick
And if you disappear it's cause you're "busy"
Not cause you're with some other chick
I know that this might be uncouth
But I've decided to tell you the truth
My Self Esteem's not low enough to date you
It's close
But not quite there
Give me time to get a little more rejected
And you and I could make an awesome pair
A totally awesome pair
I seem like your perfect target
Like I've been lonely for too long
You think I haven't had sex in forever
And I'll admit that you're not wrong
But I would rather have no-one
Than this crap let me reaffirm
I wouldn't touch your dick if I'd been poisoned
And the antidote was in your sperm
I know that this might be uncouth
But I've decided to tell you the truth
My Self Esteem's not low enough to date you
It's close
But not quite there
Give me time to get a little more desperate
And you and I would make an awesome pair
A totally awesome pair
Thanks for not even pretending to respect me
Or slightly acknowledging how mean this is
Cause what's easy to find is a loving relationship
What's hard for a girl like me to find is penises
Especially when I'm on the road
Or anywhere really
Because I'm a girl hello?
That's kind of how it goes
Love is allusive and impossible
But dicks are available everywhere
So sorry if I don't feel super lucky
To get a penis like yours attached to a man
Who can't even pretend to care
Maybe if something goes horribly awry
And I think I'll never find a better guy
But for now
For now
My Self Esteem's not low enough to date you
It's so close but not quite there
Give me time to get a little more wasted
And you and I will make an awesome pair
A totally awesome pair