1 When the Waterworks Caught Fire
2 When the Lads of the Village Get Crackin'
3 The Low-Down Lazy Turk
4 Tan Tan Tivvy Tally-Ho
5 Sitting Pretty with My Fingers Crossed
6 Mr. Wu's in the Air Force
7 Letting the New Year In
8 The Lancashire Toreador
9 Why Don't Women Like Me?
10 Riding in the T.T. Races
11 Sitting On the Ice In the Ice Rink
12 The Window Cleaner (When I'm Cleaning Windows)
13 Leaning On A Lamp Post
14 Bless 'Em All
15 With My Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock
16 The Isle of Man
17 It's Turned Out Nice Again
18 Auntie Maggie's Remedy
19 Chinese Laundry Blues
20 Mr Wu's a Window Cleaner Now
21 Happy Go Lucky Me (Sainsburys)
22 She Can't Say No
23 The Emperor Of Lancashire
24 With My Little Ukulele in My Hand
25 Believe It or Not
26 On the Hms Cowheel
27 As the Hours and the Days and the Months and the Years Go By
28 It's In the Air
29 Hi Tiddley Hi Ti Island
30 Saving Up For Sally
31 The "V" Sign Song
32 Have You Every Heard This One?
33 The Pleasure Cruise
34 Unconditional Surrender
35 Fanlight Fanny