Текст песни THE REDNECK SONG - Hardy

Bisquick on the cast iron
Dip spit on my collar
I'm podunk proud
And I'll shout it so loud you can hear it way down in the holler
I'M A REDNECK!
I'M A REDNECK!
I'll carve it in a cottonwood tree
With my redneck knife
Yeah the redneck life is the only life for me

I get clear from a still
I drink beer eat deer that I kill
A bug zappers in my window sill
To keep the sundown skeeters at bay

I catch cats with a jug
My truck nutz stay covered in mud
I chew tobacco like a cow does cud
And I wouldn't have it any other way
'Cause there's

Bisquick on the cast iron
Dip spit on my collar
I'm podunk proud
And I'll shout it so loud you can hear it way down in the holler
I'M A REDNECK!
I'M A REDNECK!
There's a shotgun in my shotgun seat
'Cause if it flies it dies
Yeah the redneck life is the only life for me

Moon pie dessert largemouth wall art
Earnhardt T-shirt bought it at the Walmart
Chickens in the pin cockle doodle when the dog bark
Ain't all kin but we're somewhere in the ballpark and there's

Bisquick on the cast iron
Dip spit on my collar
I'm podunk proud
And I'll shout it so loud you can hear it way down in the holler
I'M A REDNECK!
I'M A REDNECK!
Bury me in the back forty
By my redneck wife
'Cause the redneck life is the only life for me yeah

Yo ho ho and a bottle of Dew
Mix it with a trickle of Dickel or two
And when the Mountain Dew and the Dickels all gone
We'll all be drunk and we'll sing this song

Bisquick on the cast iron
Dip spit on my collar
I'm podunk proud
And I'll shout it so loud you can hear it way down in the holler
I'M A REDNECK!
I'M A REDNECK!
And to you I might never not be
Just a stereotype
But the redneck life is the only life for me