Текст песни The Markiplier Rap - J.T. Machinima
Who's
a
YouTube
star
we
all
admire?
A
drunken
miner
who
just
retired
To
become
a
part-time
chef,
plus
a
diver
Hark
the
herald,
it's
Markiplier!
A
friend
of
Slender,
and
a
star
designer
But
he's
not
a
doctor
you'd
want
to
hire
(nope!)
A
gravitational
law-defier
He
taught
a
gosh
darn
shark
to
fly,
word!
Like
a
bird,
he'll
drop
a
sky
turd
Amnesia
- he
forgot
a
lighter
Mark's
a
guy
who's
one
tough
survivor
But
he'll
run
and
hide
because
he's
not
a
fighter
Who's
your
daddy?
Markiplier!
An
awesome
father
- not
what
I
heard
He
met
a
hot
ghost
and
tried
to
wife
her
Also,
he's
an
awful
biker
Who
likes
to
ride
over
sharpened
items
Not
like
it
was
hard
to
find
'em
Sexy
Mark
can
fill
your
heart's
desires
He'll
pick
up
chicks
and
drop
one-liners
He's
so
hot,
his
hair
could
start
a
fire
Don't
be
shocked
if
Mark
is
tired
Like
a
guard
who
worked
for
five
long
all-nighters
He's
on
the
clock,
someone
start
the
timer
Was
that
Foxy?
Hope
he's
not
a
biter
Nevermind,
it
was
just
Darkiplier
Not
gonna
lie,
it's
hard
to
rhyme
words
When
you
got
a
name
like
Markiplier
His
Draw
My
Life
had
us
all
inspired
I
teared
up
and
I'm
not
a
crier
I
would
rather
light
my
farts
on
fire
Than
ever
stop
watching
Markiplier
That
was
weird,
I'm
gonna
stop
right
there
I
sing
the
chorus
while
I
dye
my
hair
You've
shocked,
you've
scared,
you've
surprised
Just
take
us
along
for
the
ride
When
you
laugh,
we
laugh
And
we've
cried
with
you
When
you
crap
your
pants
You
know
we
do
too
You're
the
man
who's
leading
All
of
us
down
a
dangerous
road
Remember
when
you
start
screaming
That
you
will
never
scream
alone
Where'd
he
come
from,
where'd
he
go
Nope,
nope,
nope,
oh
I'm
so
boned
Nothing
wrong
here,
all
fine
and
dandy
I'm
the
King
of
Five
Nights
at
Freddy's
Also
known
as
the
King
of
Squirrels
And
he's
always
smooth
when
he
talks
to
girls
"Hey
baby,
just
so
you
know
All
you
gotta
do
is
press
B
to
blow"
Watch
your
back
for
the
crazed
butt
stabber
"I'm
so
brave!"
That
doesn't
matter!
Punch
'em
straight
in
the
gabba
gabba
Gotta
go
fast,
go
faster
faster!
How
did
his
feet
get
spun
around
backwards?
Why
is
he
covered
in
pancake
batter?
Stand
up,
put
your
hands
up
If
you're
a
fan
of
staring
at
bananas
Boo!
Jumpscares
galore
Don't
break
your
chair
and
end
up
on
the
floor
You
do
you,
and
I'll
do
me
And
we
won't
do
each
other,
probably
Having
fun?
I
was
starting
to
Til
it
became
a
dick-punching
party
dude
Hosted
by
the
one
and
only
Markimoo
What'd
you
eat?
That's
a
lot
of
poo
You've
shocked,
you've
scared,
you've
surprised
Just
take
us
along
for
the
ride
When
you
laugh,
we
laugh
And
we've
cried
with
you
When
you
crap
your
pants
You
know
we
do
too
You're
the
man
who's
leading
All
of
us
down
a
dangerous
road
Remember
when
you
start
screaming
That
you
will
never
scream
alone
Here's
a
look,
far
from
weird
Pink
mustache,
zero
beard
See
this
man,
you'd
best
steer
clear
Sources
say
he
should
be
feared
He
don't
take
no
shit
from
nobody
If
you
mess
with
him,
you're
gonna
get
bloody
Oh
no,
he's
dead!
Wilford
Warfstache
knows
what's
best
Markiplier's
kinda
like
Slim
Shady
He's
got
a
lotta
faces,
all
of
'em
are
crazy
They'll
make
you
laugh
They'll
make
you
cry
I
will
see
you
in
the
next
video
Bye-bye!
You've
shocked,
you've
scared,
you've
surprised
Just
take
us
along
for
the
ride
When
you
laugh,
we
laugh
And
we've
cried
with
you
When
you
crap
your
pants
You
know
we
do
too
You're
the
man
who's
leading
All
of
us
down
a
dangerous
road
Remember
when
you
start
screaming
That
you
will
never
scream
alone
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