Текст песни Another Drunk Chick - Julie Brown

Wake up on the floor
Wonderin' where I am
What's that taste in my mouth?
Is it Tequila or Ham?

Last thing I remember
Some guy asked me to dance
So what the hell happened to my
Underpants?

But let's go out tonight (tonight)
T-shirt's really tight (tight)
Leave our bras at home
Nip-showing

Pull up in my Camri
Lookin' really nasty
Wanna get a whole lot wasted

Don't stop
Till the top
Come on, fill my drink up

Tonight,
Gonna party
Till I yack up some Bacardi

On my watch
Tock-tick
I'm just another drunk chick

Woah-woah you hoe!
Woah-woah you hoe!

Last week, took home a dude
Who needed some Binaca,
And when he had an orgasm
He sounded like Chewbacca

It's weird cause at the bar
I thought he was much cuter
But when I woke up
He looked justlike Freddy Kreuger

Love how you dress so fancy
Like you're puttin' on the Ritz
If you buy me one more drink
I'll show you my ID.

(Oh, you thought I was gonna say tits!
Oh, I just said tits! I can't stop saying it!
Tits, tits, tits –
Wanna see'em!?)

Hey this club really smells
Let's drink 'till we lose brain cells
Is that a skittle up my nose?
Wow, I must be really hosed

But I just wanna dance,
Even though I just turned into pants
Don't call the ambulance.
I'm fine. (HEUGH)

Don't stop, to the top,
Hey dude, fill my drink up!
Tonight, wanna party,
'Till I yack up some Bacardi

Tic-tac
On my breath
'Cause it kinda
Smells like death.

Can't see,
Getting flurry,
Want another
Wine McFlurry

On my watch,
Tock-tick,
I'm just another drunk chick,

In my head
Feeling goofy –
Hope I didn't drink a roofie!

Woah-woa, you hoe!

You hold my purse,
You hold my cell,
My BFF when I'm puking!

My shirt is gross,
My shoesaretoast,
What's in my hair!? (It's a hot wing!)

The party don't start
'Till I blow chunks.

Beer-pong
Is it wrong
If I try to fetch my thong?

On my head,
Is it blood?
Hell, I'll have another one!

On my watch,
Tock-tick,
I'm just another drunk chick!

Woah-woah, you hoe!
Woah-woah, you hoe!

Don't stop,
To the top,
Come on give me one more shot!

I might hung
Tick-tack,
I'm just another drunk chack!
(Dude that doesn't even rhyme.)
(I know, whatever!)

Woah-woah, you hoe!
Woah-woah, you hoe!

(Dude, we should do the twelve steps.)
(No, I can't take the stairs right now.)