Текст песни Guitar Hero Hero (Beating Guitar Hero Does Not Make You Slash) - MC Lars, Parry Gripp of Nerf Herder & Paul Gilbert of Mr. Big
Walking
down
the
hall
all
the
fifth
graders
swoon
Autograph
line
every
day
in
homeroom
On
the
playground
all
the
kids
like
to
point
and
whisper,
"Check
his
calloused
guitar-button
blisters"
I'm
a
fourth
grade
celebrity
Plastic
axe
on
my
back
and
a
Dragonforce
T
My
teachers
know
that
I'm
the
man
A
walking,
talking
ten-year-old-brand
Pepsi
offered
me
mad
G's
to
drink
Sobe
exclusively
Guitar
Hero,
it's
my
song,
flip
the
switch
and
then
it's
on
Well
I'm
starting
up
my
Wii
and
all
my
fans
are
in
the
stands
I
would
invite
my
parents
but
they'll
never
understand
I've
got
a
reputation
for
the
levels
that
I
beat
I'm
a
Guitar
Hero
hero,
hey
that's
me
They
say
Robert
Johnson
sold
his
soul
to
the
devil
I
can
beat
"Through
the
Fire
and
Flames"
on
expert
level
While
Slash
rocks
the
strip
up
and
down
LA
I
push
multi-colored
buttons
on
a
stick
all
day
Dimebag
brought
the
dope
harmonics
My
five
buttons
are
electronic
Clapton
spilt
his
heart
on
"Layla"
I
go
(click
click
click)
playa
Hendrix
lit
his
strat
on
fire
Generations
were
inspired
One
day
my
songs
could
do
the
same
If
I
weren't
so
addicted
to
this
game!
I'm
a
player,
I'm
a
hero,
I'm
your
rock
star
little
man
If
I
don't
do
my
homework
will
my
teachers
understand?
Can't
really
strum
a
note
and
every
gig
I
rock
for
free
I'm
a
Guitar
Hero
hero,
hey
that's
me
Beating
Call
of
Duty
doesn't
mean
your
aim
is
good
Beating
Wii
Golf
doesn't
make
you
Tiger
Woods
Beating
Apples
to
Apples
doesn't
make
you
a
farmer
Watching
UFC
won't
make
you
any
harder
Friends
on
Myspace
won't
make
you
a
musician
Beating
Operation
doesn't
make
you
a
physician
Watching
CSI
doesn't
make
you
a
detective
Playing
Mario
Paint
doesn't
mean
you
have
perspective
Beating
Gears
of
War
doesn't
make
you
Wintson
Churchill
Quoting
90's
sitcoms
doesn't
make
you
Steve
Urkel
Grand
Theft
Auto
doesn't
make
you
a
player
Playing
Sim
City
doesn't
make
you
a
mayor
Beating
Rock
Band
doesn't
mean
you
rock
Beating
Tony
Hawk
doesn't
make
you
Tony
Hawk
American
Idol
won't
make
you
a
star
Beating
Guitar
Hero
doesn't
mean
you
play
guitar
Play
me
some
guitar
Now
play
me
some
guitar
Play
me
some
guitar
Paul
Gilbert
on
guitar!
Let's
go!
Well
I
know
my
mom
will
ground
me
if
I
play
again
all
night
When
I
step
into
the
zone
I
always
rock
it
right
My
eyes
are
getting
bloodshot
as
my
fingers
start
to
bleed
I'm
a
Guitar
Hero
hero
I'm
gamer,
I'm
an
addict,
guitar
strummer,
I'm
a
fan
One
day
I'll
tour
the
country
in
my
drummer's
beat-up
van
But
until
I
learn
to
play
I'll
sit
in
front
of
my
TV
I'm
a
Guitar
Hero
hero
I'm
a
Guitar
Hero
hero
I'm
a
Guitar
Hero
hero
Hey
that's
me!
And
that's
me!
And
that's
you!
Well
golly
gee!
Yeah!
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1 Where Ya Been Lars?
2 Hipster Girl
3 It's Not Easy (Being Green)
4 This Gigantic Robot Kills
5 No Logo
6 35 Laurel Drive
7 Twenty-Three
8 Guitar Hero Hero (Beating Guitar Hero Does Not Make You Slash)
9 O.G. Original Gamer
10 We Have Arrived
11 White Kids Aren't Hyphy
12 (Lord It's Hard to Be Happy When You're Not) Using the Metric System
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