Текст песни Dinner - Marc Rebillet

Dinner marc rebillet
T: Sheila you havent touched your asparagus
SH: You know what tom maybe im jus-just-sorta-
M maybe im not in the mood for asparagus tonight
T: you love asparagus why arent u eating
SH: You know i dont know tom.
Why dont u tell me why im not eating
T: jesus christ whats your problem I
Wanted to come out and have a nice dinner
SH: oh yeah no, nonono, Im so glad you took us out here tom,
Thanks soo much for bringing us out
Here and having this great dinner together.
SSS.
I-I im thrilled.
I'm thrilled.
T: youre being sarcastic
SH (sarcastic): oh no, NOOO no im not being sarcastic.
I'm so happy to be here.
K-Great to be here tom.
T: ok what?
What the hell is going on here?
Whats your problem?
SH (getting aggravated): you wanna know what my problem is tom??
You wanna know what my problem is??
We're sitting here.
We're spending,
Ridiculous amounts of money on a steak
When you know damn well we can't afford it.
T (annoyed): jesus christ is this what this is abou-
SH (cutting him off): is this what this is about?
This is what our entire lives is about tom.
Dont sit here and act stupid telling
Me you dont know what im talkin' about.
T: (sighs): jesus christ can you just lower your voi-
SH (interrupting, louder): OOOH YEAH lemme lower my voice for you tom,
Let me make it-let me just make everything ok by
Lowering my voice I wont cause a scene here tom.
Certainly wont wanna embarrass you in this restaurant.
T (sighs, addresses waitress):
Jeez-scuse me could we get the cheque please?
SH: OOHH YEAH thats-thats a great idea, lets get the cheque.
Yeah lets ruin this evening,
Just like youve ruined every other evening for the past eight months.
T: what the fuck is this about sheila?
SH (shocked, rhetorical): what the fuck is this about??
MAYBE its about the fact that we havent been able
To afford our mortgage payments for almost a year!
Dyknow what that does to me?
Dyknow what thats doing to us?
T: jesus christ we're I- listen ok I I ca-
Ive been out of work for a few months its not a-
SH: (interupting): for a few months?
Jesus christ you are the king of
Understatements tonight tom, the king.
You know how long youve been out of work- eight.
Months.
Dyknow any idea what we owe on this house??
No!
No you dont because you dont look at the goddamn bills!
I sit there every night with my head buried in a pile of this shit,
Chocolates in my left hand, bwuh (?
) A glass of wuh- of red wine in my right hand, yknow what we owe?
You have any idea what we owe on the house?
T: no I jus- I thought maybe we just sit here and joy-
I mean maybe cn we maybe talk about this after dinner?
SH: OHHH YESSS.
YESS.
DEFINITELY tom.
Everythings ok now,
Because you said - can we talk about this after dinner.
I tell you what.
We go back home, and in the meantime we're just gonna act like
Nothings wrong, we're just gonna sit here,
Have dinner and we'll just talk about it after.
We'll talk about it after tom.
T: alright would you just settle down Sheil-
SH (interupting):
We owe a hundred-and twenty
Thousand dollars - on the house. *silence*
SH: a hundred and twenty thousand dollars tom!
Butchu wouldnt know about that wouldchu.
You wouldnt know that because not only have you not lifted a finger
To look at the bills,
You also havent lifted a finger to get yous-
Yourself some fucking work over the past year.
So we cant afford anything!
We cant afford this dinner! (crying) We cant afford our lives.
And we cant afford the clothes on our
Childrens backs because you cant work!
You cant fucking work tom!
T: I c- Sheila calm- (interacting with waitress) thank you.
Thank you very mu- no you can relax, heres the card thank you.
Thank you.
Sheila listen, I I I I I didnt mean to make y-
SH: You didnt mean to make me upset??
Yknow youve made me very upset tom!
I'm sitting-we're sitting here in the
Middle of dinner, youve made me extremely upset!
And now I'm ugh-
T: no no its just a- sheila can you
Jus wait we're gonna get out of her-
SH: I can't wait!
I cant wait now we're here!
We're here and its dark!
And I dont give a shit if we embarrass ourselves ok?!
YEAH thats right!
OH everyone quiet down!
Everyone quiet down cos now youre
Listening to the couple thats arguing!
OHHH GOOD JOB!
Now everyones arguing erryones hangry an jus-
T: sheila jus g-
SH: YOU CALM DOWN!
YOU CALM DOWN TOM!
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