Текст песни Perfectly Nice - Marla Schaffel , Bruce Dow

It'll be perfectly nice
Having somebody with whom to converse
The servants are fine
But a little perverse
And if I'm a tiny bit terse
It's only because I just fired the chef
Are you talking to me?
I'm a little bit deaf
The weather's been rainy and gray
Robert, stop fussing, you're just in the way
He's really a dear
Though a tiny bit queer
There was a time when winter was here
Milk?
No
No one came by
No one came near
Sugar?
No

I was alone, nearly a year
More?
And not a creature would come to the house
The vicar came once but he didn't stay long
Or did he come twice?
Maybe I'm wrong
Then, as the days went along
Like it or not, I was not as depressed
And soon after that
We were finally blessed
With little Adele, darling, come here
This is Miss Eyre
Your governess, dear

Bonjour, Miss Eyre
Bonjour, Adele
Oh, vous parlez francais
She is French, then?
Yes, I am French, but I speak English - frighteningly well!
You certainly do
Run along now, Adele
Adieu mam'selle
Au revoir, Adele
What a spirited girl

What a story to tell!
Her mother is gone
Gone to the Lord
And Mr. Rochester took her in as his ward
Mr. Rochester? Who is he?
The owner of Thornfield!
Did you not know he was called Rochester?
I thought Thornfield belonged to you!
Bless you, child, what an idea!
I am in charge of the hall
When he's away I look after it all
And he's away most of the time
What sort of man is he like?
The kind of a man who is never about
Where does he go?
I wouldn't know
One of a kind
Smart as a sage
And like a good wine
Gets better with age
Modest and fair
Yet one wouldn't dare
Behave in a manner unfitting one's class
One has a place
That one mustn't surpass
This is our lot
Like it or not
I think I've forgotten my thought
What was it? Ah! No, that's not it at all
Did I have a point?
I can barely recall
But you'll settle in (Oh yes, I should like to)
Read a few books (I brought a few things)
You've got the brains, if not quite the looks (Mrs. Fairfax!)
You'll soon adjust
Everyone must (Yes, but if I could ask a few questions)
Heed my advice
Let's be precise (Yes)
Listen to me, I will not tell you twice
You will be in good grace if you face
A girl in your place will suffice
If she's perfectly nice!