Текст песни The MCU Rap - NerdOut
All
the
fans
around
'bout
to
get
what
the
deserve
Listen
as
I
run
down
the
entire
Marvel
Cinematic
Universe
From
phase
one
to
phase
two
to
phase
three
This
is
not
chronological,
it's
in
order
of
release
We
got
Spider-Man,
Scarlet
Witch,
Drax
the
Destroyer
If
you
haven't
seen
the
films,
a
final
warning
for
spoilers
We
going
way
back,
almost
twelve
years
ago
So
without
any
further
ado,
here
we
go
In
the
very
first
spot,
we
got
the
homie
Tony
Stark
The
only
billionaire,
playboy,
philanthropist
on
the
block
Kidnapped
by
terrorists,
he
ruined
their
entire
plan
Turned
a
box
of
scraps
into
a
fully-suited
Iron
Man
The
guy
who
set
him
up
was
Obadiah
Stane
Took
the
reactor
out
his
chest
and
left
Tony
to
die
in
pain
But
with
the
help
of
Pepper
Potts
and
Rhodie,
he
would
soon
prevail
Over
the
carbon
copy
Iron
Monger,
sent
him
straight
to
hell
Next
is
the
scientist,
name
is
Bruce
Banner
He
turned
into
the
Hulk
because
he
was
fooling
with
gamma
He
fled
to
South
America,
tryin'
to
find
an
antidote
The
army
tracked
him
down,
couldn't
beat
the
green
animal
General
Ross
was
mad,
wanted
Banner
to
fear
him
He
injected
Emil
Blonsky
with
the
super-soldier
serum
On
the
streets
of
Harlem
Emil
raged
as
the
abomination
But
Hulk
clapped
him
and
pretty
much
stomped
his
face
in
Ivan
Vanko
wanted
to
murder
Tony
Stark
He
built
an
arc
reactor
fitted
with
whips
and
slashed
his
car
apart
He
was
arrested,
party
time,
Tony
was
loving
it
Then
Rhodie
commandeered
a
suit
and
gave
it
to
the
government
After
that
Tony
met
the
director
of
S.H.I.E.L.D.
Justin
Hammer
made
a
bunch
of
drones
but
Ivan's
at
the
wheel
Now
War
Machine
and
Iron
Man
are
fighting
off
the
drones
Tony
starts
to
realize
he
cannot
save
the
world
alone
Thor
was
about
to
be
king,
yeah
he
had
the
clout
But
he
was
disobedient
so
Odin
stripped
his
powers
out
Banished
to
earth,
now
he's
trying
to
get
his
hammer
back
Meanwhile,
his
evil
brother
Loki
had
a
planned
attack
Releasing
the
destroyer
to
kill
Thor
and
all
his
friends
Thor
made
a
sacrifice
proving
he's
worthy
again
With
hammer
in
hand
he
wins,
retreated
to
his
home
Loki
"died"
by
suicide
and
Odin
sat
back
on
the
throne
Okay,
let's
take
it
back
to
1942
Steve
Rogers
tried
to
join
the
army
but
he's
just
a
scrawny
dude
So
they
gave
him
soldier
serum,
now
he's
a
fighter
But
Red
Skull's
got
the
tesseract,
the
enemies
hailing
Hydra
Tried
to
bomb
the
shores
of
America,
Rogers
stopped
it
Crashed
the
bomber
in
the
arctic,
he
was
frozen
in
the
cockpit
For
seventy
years,
Nick
Fury
found
him
and
then
he
thawed
him
out
Told
him
that
he
wanted
to
save
the
World,
yeah
I'm
talking
about
Avengers
Loki
isn't
dead,
he
wanted
to
rule
the
earth
And
the
fact
that
the
Avengers
fought
each
other
made
it
worse
Loki
stole
the
Tesseract
from
S.H.I.E.L.D.
to
open
up
a
portal
That
would
unleash
the
aliens
against
defenseless
mortals
Rogers,
Stark,
Romanoff,
Thor,
Banner,
and
Barton
Fought
the
hordes
of
Loki's
army,
the
Chitauri,
it
was
hard
But
Tony
threw
a
missile
at
the
mothership
and
closed
the
hole
up
Hulk
slammed
Loki,
puny
god,
that
was
so
nuts
Tony
Stark
is
suffering
from
panic
attacks
and
PTSD
Things
are
getting
messy,
televised
Mandarin's
very
threatening
Feeling
himself,
Tony
gave
the
world
his
real
address
Helicopters
bombed
his
home
and
then
he
almost
drowned
to
death
Aldrich
Killian
is
really
the
Mandarin,
what
a
plot
twist
Kidnapped
the
president
then
took
Pepper
Potts
as
a
hostage
With
Extremis
in
his
body,
Aldrich
almost
won
the
day
But
Pepper's
superhuman
too,
blew
up
a
bullet
in
his
face
Jane
Foster
fell
in
a
portal
infected
by
the
Aether
Malekith,
a
dark
elf,
woke
up
and
tried
to
reach
her
Thor
took
her
back
to
Asgard
and
tried
to
remove
the
substance
But
Malekith
killed
his
mother,
Thor
wanted
justice
Vowing
revenge,
he
got
his
brother
Loki's
assistance
On
earth
worlds
are
aligning,
things
are
getting
intense
With
a
little
scientific
equipment
and
hocus
pocus
They
opened
a
portal
and
killed
Malekith
with
his
own
ship
Rogers
and
Romanoff
were
out
working
for
S.H.I.E.L.D.
On
a
mission
to
retrieve
encrypted
data
from
the
field
So
Nick
Fury's
Hellacarriers
were
now
ready
to
fire
That's
when
cap
discovered
that
S.H.I.E.L.D.
was
overrun
by
Hydra
Wilson
joined
the
team,
Winter
Soldier
tried
to
kill
'em
Rogers
couldn't
understand
his
friend
was
now
a
villain
Hellacarriers
overridden
so
Hydra
couldn't
pull
the
trigger
Steve
refused
to
fight
his
friend
so
they
all
crashed
into
the
river
Peter
Quill
is
up
in
space
plus
Gamora,
Groot,
and
Rocket
Get
arrested
and
along
with
Drax
they
managed
to
escape
Tried
to
sell
a
magic
orb
but
little
did
they
know
The
thing
that
they
would
try
to
sell
was
an
Infinity
Stone
Ronan
stole
it
so
he
could
kill
every
person
on
XandarThe
team
beat
him
after
distracting
him
with
a
dance-off
Groot
sacrificed
himself,
yeah,
that
was
a
tragedy
But
now
the
friends
are
known
as
the
Guardians
of
the
Galaxy
The
Avengers
fighting
Hydra
on
the
battlefield
Then
unintentionally
made
a
murder
robot
that'll
kill
Ultron
was
born,
he
recruited
the
Maximoffs
But
then
they
switched
sides
'cause
Ultron
was
gonna
blast
'em
all
Tony
used
the
Mind
Stone
of
J.A.R.V.I.S.,
call
him
Vision
In
Sokovia,
they
battled
a
lot
of
robotic
henchmen
All
the
citizens
escaped,
Pietro
died
protecting
Barton
Ultron
is
destroyed
but
that's
when
Thanos
goes
and
grabs
his
gauntlet
Scott
Lang
just
got
out
of
prison,
times
is
real
tough
Hank
Pym
tested
him
to
see
if
he
could
steal
stuff
Gave
him
the
Ant-Man
suit,
shrunk
him
down
to
size
Hank's
daughter
Hope
trained
him
up
and
taught
him
how
to
fight
A
guy
named
Yellowjacket,
he
wanted
to
sell
the
secrets
Of
the
Pym
particle
to
Hydra
but
he
gets
defeated
When
Scott
goes
subatomic,
barely
made
it
out
the
quantum
realm
Hope
becomes
The
Wasp,
these
bad
guys
will
not
prevail
Bucky
was
impersonated
to
make
it
Look
like
he
killed
the
King
of
Wakanda
T'Challa
wanted
revenge,
that's
not
the
only
problem
The
UN
tried
to
make
'em
all
sing
some
accords
Two
opposing
views
that
started
a
civil
war
Spidey
showed
up
to
prove
that
he's
a
hero
Most
of
the
conflict
was
caused
by
Baron
Zemo
Steve
stopped
Tony
from
blowing
Bucky
to
bits
You
could
say
at
this
point
the
Avengers
don't
exist
Steven
Strange
used
to
be
the
world's
best
surgeon
Until
he
broke
his
hands,
that's
when
he
started
searching
The
ancient
one
and
Mordo
would
train
him
at
Kamar-Taj
In
his
studies,
he
would
find
out
that
magic
can
be
dark
Kaecilius
released
Dormammu
from
the
dark
dimension
With
the
Eye
of
Agamoto,
he's
beaten
into
submission
With
repetition
the
earth
is
safe
and
everybody
thanked
him
Now
he's
the
master
of
the
New
York
City
sanctum
Guardians
always
on
the
run
from
different
factions
The
Sovereign
and
the
Ravagers
want
a
piece
of
the
action
Quill
finds
out
that
he's
the
son
of
a
Celestial
Mantis
helps
out,
she
knows
Ego
is
unethical
With
the
help
of
Nebula,
Kraglin,
and
Yondu
Baby
Groot
bombed
the
brain,
Ego
is
fondue
Yondu
saved
Peter,
sacrificed
himself
Ravagers
far
and
wide
came
along
to
pay
respects
Next
up
is
your
friendly
neighborhood
Spider-Man
Every
now
and
then
he
had
to
go
and
check
with
Iron
Man
Peter
Parker's
fifteen
fighting
the
hired
goons
Of
a
flying
thief,
The
Vulture,
Adrian
Toomes
Peter
was
dating
his
daughter,
that
was
awkward
The
two
started
fighting
on
the
beach
of
Coney
Island
Peter
won,
Stark
and
Happy
invite
him
to
the
Avengers
But
in
the
end,
he
knows
he's
not
ready
to
be
a
member
Odin
died,
Hela's
colder
than
an
icebox
Crushed
Thor's
hammer
then
she
knocked
him
off
the
Bifrost
Stranded
on
Sakaar,
Thor
is
taken
by
a
Valkyrie
And
forced
to
fight
the
Hulk,
that
was
almost
a
casualty
Him
and
his
friends
flew
inside
the
Devil's
Anus
And
they
made
it
back
to
Asgard,
Hela's
murders
were
heinous
They
try
to
fight
but
realize
they
couldn't
manage
Only
way
to
kill
his
sister
was
to
Ragnarok
the
planet
The
Black
Panther,
leader
of
Wakanda
T'Challa's
gotta
deal
with
all
the
secrets
of
his
father
Killmonger
was
abandoned
on
his
own
But
he
defeated
T'Challa,
now
he's
standing
on
the
throne
He
wanted
to
use
the
Vibranium
strictly
as
a
weapon
That's
when
T'Challa
stepped
in,
gave
him
his
final
lesson
With
Shuri
and
M'Baku,
it's
a
new
administration
He
knows
that
he
should
share
his
technology
with
the
nations
To
get
the
Stones,
Thanos
was
on
a
mission
He
planned
to
kill
half
of
all
life
in
existence
Heroes
tried
to
fight
but
he's
an
unstoppable
monster
To
get
the
Soul
Stone
he
killed
his
own
daughter
In
Wakanda,
people
getting
slaughtered
Vision
ends
up
dead
Thor
hits
him
with
Stormbreaker,
shoulda
gone
for
the
head
He
gave
his
fingers
a
snap,
half
the
people
turned
to
ash
Then
he
portaled
to
a
planet
where
he
sat
back
and
relaxed
Before
the
snap,
Scott
Lang
was
helping
Hank
By
going
to
the
quantum
realm
to
find
his
wife
from
thirty
years
ago
A
message
suggested
his
wife
was
alive
But
first
Scott
and
Hope
had
to
fight
some
bad
guys
Ghost
appeared,
stole
the
shrunken
lab,
tried
to
fix
her
sickness
But
they
stole
it
back
and
got
Janet
out
of
there
with
the
quickness
Janet
gave
Ghost
quantum
energy
to
stabilize
But
then
Thanos
snaps,
Scott's
the
only
one
that
stayed
alive
Vers
was
a
Kree,
crash-landed
on
the
planet
Nick
Fury
tried
to
help
her
see
the
past
and
understand
it
Turns
out
she's
from
earth
and
her
real
name
is
Danvers
She
was
fed
a
bunch
of
lies
from
her
Kree
commanders
She
took
out
the
implant
that
suppressed
her
powers
Indestructible,
destroyed
a
fleet
of
Kree
cowards
Now
she
helps
the
Skrulls
find
a
place
without
danger
But
if
Nick
Fury
needs
her
all
he's
gotta
do
is
page
her
About
a
month
after
Thanos
did
the
snap
The
last
of
the
Avengers
found
him
cooking
in
a
shack
Sliced
his
hand
off
but
it's
too
late,
he
destroyed
the
Stones
So
Thor
chopped
his
head
off,
everybody
went
home
Five
years
later
Scott
made
it
out
the
quantum
realm
He
rushed
to
the
Avengers
and
told
them
that
he
could
offer
help
Time
heist,
they
would
all
just
travel
to
the
past
Get
the
Stone
one
by
one,
reverse
the
snap,
then
put
'em
back
Nebula
got
caught
and
her
double
took
her
spot
For
the
Soul
Stone
Romanoff
jumped
off
a
rock
Everybody
put
their
Stones
inside
of
the
nano
gauntlet
Thor
wanted
to
snap
but
Hulk
told
him
"I
got
this"
The
snap
brought
'em
back,
Nebula
planned
a
coup
She
used
the
time
machine
to
bring
back
Thanos
and
his
crew
Thor
and
Tony
Stark
was
trying
hard
to
beat
the
Titan
Captain
Rogers
grabbed
the
hammer
and
he
got
a
couple
strikes
in
Thanos
knocked
him
down
to
the
ground
and
broke
his
shield
Doctor
Strange
showed
up
and
brought
the
heroes
to
the
field
Portals
began
to
open,
Thanos
began
to
tremble
Steve
stepped
out
and
said
"Avengers
Assemble"
Battlefield
is
full,
Thanos
army
is
no
match
Tony
grabbed
the
gauntlet
snapping
Thanos
off
the
map
Tony
sacrificed
his
life,
at
his
funeral
they
wept
Captain
Rogers
grabbed
the
stones
And
took
'em
back
where
they
were
kept
What's
next?
Peter
Parker?
I
think
that
he's
had
enough
He
wanted
to
go
on
vacation
and
ditch
all
the
hero
stuff
Nick
Fury
tracks
him
down,
says
he
can't
because
he's
needed
Peter
meets
Quentin
Beck
and
just
hands
over
E.D.I.T.H.
Turns
out
Quentin
Beck
is
really
just
Mysterio
He'll
murder
anybody
with
illusions
and
some
killer
drones
Parker
beats
him,
Spider-Tingle
was
the
remedy
But
then
Beck
told
the
world
Spider-Man's
identity
There
you
have
it,
that's
what
happened
in
the
films
I
hope
that
you
could
follow
and
didn't
get
overwhelmed
R.I.P.
to
Stan
Lee,
he
was
in
every
feature
Until
phase
four,
peace
to
all
the
true
believers
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