Ray Stevens - Kitty Cat’s Revenge текст песни

Текст песни Kitty Cat’s Revenge - Ray Stevens



Well, when I was young I had a job
With the Fire Department Rescue Squad
And we got a call one day
To get a cat out of a drainage line
Now the lady was frantic and the day was hot
And she'd mentioned her kitty was an ocelot
A fact that did not seem all that
Important, at the time.
'Cause they're usually neutered, declawed, defanged
But this little fella still had everythang
And when I found him back in that drainage pipe
He was a tremblin', shakin' mess
Well I reached to grab him but he grabbed me first,
AAnd that was the worst I thought I'd ever been hurt
But that was before I hit my head
On that big dirt dobber's nest
Since I was on my knees anyway,
I thought I'd just offer up a little prayer:
Lord, have mercy on me!
Save a place in Heaven for me
'Cause we're running outta room in this drainage pipe
Yeah, the cat and the bees don't need no help
They're doin' just fine right be their selves
But anything you can do for me, Lord
I'd sure be much obliged!
Well, everything I grabbed was either tooth or claw,
It was like tryin' to fight a circle saw
And those bees, Lord have mercy friends,
They were all over me!
It was a stingin', bittin', clawin' fight,
And then I dropped my big flashlight
But it really didn't matter
I was hurtin' so bad I couldn't see.
And on my hands and knees I couldn't stand up
And I couldn't turn around so I had to back up
But I couldn't see or remember which way
That I had come in from
And I took a wrong turn and the gradient got steep
And then me and the cat dropped 30 feet
AAnd most of those bees followed us down
To that sewage treatment pond
You've heard of steppin' in it friends?
I was up to my clavicle...
Lord, have mercy on me!
Save a place in Heaven for me
'Cause all of my strength is nearly gone
Yeah, those bees are stingin' and the cat can't swim
And I cain't get away from either one of them
I think it's time you intervene, Lord
Call somebody home!
Then my buddies found me and pulled me
And, friends, I looked like a Christmas tree
And they sprayed the bees
And gave the lady back her cat
And I went home and showered 14 times
Got bandaged up, and I did just fine
But in all my life I've never hurt so bad
Or smelled quite like that
And I can remember prayin':
Lord, have mercy on me!
Save a place in Heaven for me,
'Cause we're running outta room in this drainage pipe!
Yeah, the cat and the bees don't need no help
They're doin' just fine right by their selves
But anything you can do for me, Lord
I'd sure be much obliged!
Anything you can do for me, Lord
I'd sure be much obliged!



Авторы: C W Kalb


Ray Stevens - Box Set
Альбом Box Set
дата релиза
28-02-2006

1 It's Me Again, Margaret
2 Too Drunk Too Fish
3 Misty
4 Freudian Slip
5 Sittin' Up With The Dead
6 Everything Is Beautiful
7 Power Tools
8 Drivers Education
9 Hang Up And Drive
10 Ahab, The Arab
11 The Ballad Of The Blue Cyclone (The Beginning)
12 Blue Angel
13 The Ballad Of The Blue Cyclone (The End?)
14 Pledging My Love
15 The Woogie Boogie
16 Love Will Beat Your Brains Out
17 The Haircut Song
18 The Streak
19 The Mississippi Squirrel Revival
20 Family Funeral Fight
21 Deerslayer
22 Safe At Home
23 Boogie Woogie
24 Virgil And The Moonshot
25 The Hustler
26 Osama Yo’ Mama
27 Hello Mama
28 Let’s Roll
29 We’re Havin’ A Baby
30 When The Kids Are Gone
31 Turn Your Radio On
32 Kitty Cat’s Revenge
33 Juanita & The Kids
34 Thank You
35 Shriner's Convention
36 Nashville
37 Erik The Awful
38 The Dog Song
39 The Cat Song
40 When I Get Over You
41 The Pirate Song
42 Come On Home To Baseball
43 Gitarzan
44 Bridget The Midget
45 Bon Temps Roulette
46 Freddie Feelgood (And His Funky Little Five-Piece Band)
47 Gone For Good
48 Stand Up
49 The King Of Christmas
50 Be Your Own Best Friend
51 Jeremiah Peabody’s Polyunsaturated Quick-Dissolving Fast-Acting Pleasant Tasting Green And Purple Pills




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