1 The Rhythm Thief
2 How Do I Get To Carnegie Hall?
3 What Are All These Bands So Angry About?
4 I Married Myself
5 Ride 'Em Cowboy
6 My Baby's Taking Me Home
7 Your Call's Very Important To Us Please Hold
8 Ugly Guys With Beautiful Girls
9 Suburban Homeboy
10 The Legend of Lil' Beethoven
11 Wunderbar
12 The Rhythm Thief (Instrumental)