Текст песни Crimes and Misdemeanours - The Herbaliser , Twin Peaks

I don't break-in doors, but I break all laws!
Know what I'm saying?

I don't break-in doors, but I- but I- but-but I break all laws Know what I'm saying?

Yo
Hoodies up kids, let's get treats When I drop "not" on some goodie-gum shit Y'all pushin' six, I'mma footing some kicks
Creepin' up on your Yorkshire pudding, young miss

Find me sampling from bulk bins, reach in and take three
Return DVDs late and argue over late fees
Spewing out stories uncalled for
Went from dumb-sober the drunk to hungover Me and my squad don't care, still petting those seeing eye dogs
At the grocery store the floorwalker's stressed out
Over ten items in the ten item checkout Oi!

Eyes front, looking down, tough guy when you pass
When I close the door (I'm the man), Teddy Pendergrass
Get the gas grill if you doubt it (Uh)
Middle finger's up, you've been crossed and I'm out, kid!

We're some bad dudes
Who's that?
Not funny
We're taking your lunch money
(Who's doing that?)

I don't break-in doors, but I break all laws!

A real G grabs two Granola bars when he's packing his lunch with no fare
I'm sneaking on the back of the bus, it's no fair
See this show, treats smuggled in the theatre
Hide up for the second flick, yo that's a double feature

Jaywalking and stuff, you know, breaking the law
And make money on vacation while you're hating your job
I've been known to get the bacon involved when making sandwiches
I'm ravenous and handle this like Jake and retalk

C'mon, helmets are for wimps man
Double goes for kneepads
I don't need a fix-gear
I don't need the lip dear
BMX whipping in pedestrian lanes
It's Goodfella entertains
Joe Peshi insane!

In an unzipped jacket and an untucked shirt (doing work)
Say nothing when your feelings get hurt
Funy green hour (shiz), the keens get merked
Mouthing, off to the Starbucks chick, what a jerk

Certified tough
Who's that?
Not funny
We, taking your lunchmoney
We're taking your treats

I don't break-in doors, but I break all laws!

Yo, We rock so sophisticated
Not as anticipated
Crept around the block
While they flop
We commiserated
Using big words
Sureshot
She capitulated
Snacks
Fat bags
Plus tracks, all obliterated

We rock so sophisticated
Not as anticipated
Crept around the block
While they flopped
We commiserated
Using big words
Sureshot
She capitulated
Snacks
Fat bags
Fresh tracks, all obliterated

I don't break-in doors, but I break all laws!