Текст песни Elephant In There - The Laurie Berkner Band

I've got a little story for you

When I went the doctor
Yesterday
I said, "My throat kind of tickles,
And it won't go away"

She nodded her head and said,
"Open wide"
Then she started to laugh
When she looked inside

She said, "You have an unusual problem
It's not something you see every day
I think you may not have noticed..."

(Spoken) "Looks like you've got an elephant in there!"
Wait... What did she say?

You've got an elephant in there
You've got an elephant in there
You've got an ele- "what?"
You've got an ele- "where?"
You've got an ELEPHANT in there!

But don't you worry – I've seen this before
Here's what to do, it's an easy cure (what's the cure?)

You've got to walk like an elephant (boom boom)
You've got to walk like an elephant (boom boom)
You've got to walk like an elephant (boom boom)
Cause there's an elephant in there

You've got to talk like an elephant (elephant sound)
You've got to talk like an elephant (elephant sound)
You've got to talk like an elephant (elephant sound)
You've got an elephant in there
You've got an ele- "what?"
You've got an ele- "where?"
You've got an elephant in there (what's next Doctor?)

Wave your trunk like an elephant (hey ho)
Wave your trunk like an elephant (hey ho)
Wave your trunk like an elephant (hey ho)
You've got an elephant in there (ok, what else?)

You've got to think like an elephant (mm hmm)
You've got to blink like an elephant (blink blink, blink)
You've got to think like a ...
You've got to blink like a ...
You've got an elephant in there

I've got an ele-"You do!"
I've got an ele-"It's true!"
I've got an elephant in there!

So I walked like an elephant (boom boom)
And I talked like an elephant (elephant sound)
I tried to think like an elephant (mmm hmm)
And then blink like an elephant (blink blink)
And wave like an elephant (hey ho)
And then yay... Now say Ahh! (Ahhh...!)
No more elephant! (Sigh)

So if you have a strange affliction
Use my doctor's great prescription
It'll work: that's my prediction
When there's an elephant in there

Now I've heard of having a frog in
Your throat, but this is ridiculous!
That's nothing,
You should have seen the lady with the
Pig on her head! She kept it there all day!