Текст песни The Amazing Fantastical History Of Mr. Willy Wonka - Billy Boyle , The Original London Cast Recording
Ten
minutes
till
dinner?
Just
enough
time
to
hear
the
story
of
Willy
Wonka!
Didn't
we
tell
you
the
story
of
Willy
Wonka
last
night?
No...
I
have
a
distinct
recollection
of
telling
you
the
story
of
Willy
Wonka
just
last
night!
And
the
night
before
that!
I
don't
mean
to
be
rude
Grandpa
Joe,
but
you
are
getting
a
bit
old,
and
well,
maybe
a
bit
forgetful?
Have
we
really
never,
ever,
told
the
boy
about
him?
Not
once!
Well
his
entire
life,
the
tot
has
not
once
told
a
lie!
I
told
you
so!
But
can
we
answer
all
his
queries?
Can
we
cover
all
the
theories?
All
the
beds
are
staged,
so
dearies,
ALL
GRANDPARENTS:
Let
us
try!
Oh
what
a
clever
man
he
is,
this
Mr.
Wonka,
there's
so
tales
to
tell!
All
about
the
tasty
sweets
that
made
the
people
gather
round
for
just
one
smell!
Children
gnaw
While
in
their
rompers
Chocolate
eggs
between
their
chompers
Till
a
tiny
bird
was
perched
upon
their
tongue!
Yes
Mr.
Willy
Wonka
Has
a
sex
appeal
what
makes
me
feel
young!
There,
I
said
it!
Oh
you
little
minx!
From
all
around
the
world,
they'd
call
on
Mr.
Wonka,
kings
and
queens
and
presidents!
Even
down
in
Rome,
the
pope
left
home
and
in
the
factory
took
up
residence!
Dalai
llamas
and
their
mamas
has
such
episodes
and
dramas!
Even
Ghandi
got
himself
into
a
brawl!
For
Mr.
Willy
Wonka
ALL
GRANDPARENTS:
We
all
sing
for
he's
the
king
of
them
all!
There
was
sugar
balloons
And
macaroons
On
feathery
sweets
And
marshmallow
treats
Transforming
wheezing
geezers
to
a
child!
And
let
me
say
that
Mr.
Willy
Wonka
whips
a
swirl
what
makes
a
girl
go
wild!
Well
he
does.
Tell
the
one
about
the
Indian
prince!
The
one
about
Prince
Pondicherry!
Oh,
you
like
the
scary
ones,
don't
you,
Charlie!
Willy
Wonka
went
to
India
near
the
kingdom
of
Madras,
Where
he
met
Prince
Pondicherry
who
was
rich
but
awfully
crass!
He
had
wed
a
Maharini
who
craved
chocolate
for
each
meal,
So
he
called
up
Willy
Wonka,
and
he
said:
"Let's
make
a
deal!
I
will
pay
a
million
rupees
for
a
house
to
fill
her
belly.
We
will
be
the
talk
of
Punjab!
And
the
toast
of
all
New
Delhi!"
"I
will
gladly
build
this
fortress,"
Wonka
said,
"But
just
one
thing.
It
will
be
nice
for
the
winter,
but
it
won't
last
past
the
spring!
JOSEPHINE
AND
GEORGINA:
"For
the
sun
will
make
a
river
of
this
chocolate
Taj
Mahal,
"And
you'll
end
up
in
hot
chocolate
with
your
chocolate
femme
fatale!"
But
the
prince,
he
wouldn't
listen!
"Use
a
bonbon
for
the
dome!
I
won't
rest
until
my
missus
eats
me
out
of
house
and
home!"
And
so
Wonka
built
a
showplace,
But
when
summer
came
around,
All
the
walls
began
to
melt
till
every
ceiling
hit
the
ground!
But
the
prince
and
princess
perished!
Drowning
in
the
chocolate
flow.
Yes
they
died
cause
they
were
greedy.
Ahhh,
but
what
a
way
to
go!
Ah,
but
Charlie,
then
the
spies
came!
Ficklegruber!
Prodnose!
And
Slugworth!
Stealing
every
new
invention
as
soon
as
it
appeared.
Wonka
closed
down
the
factory,
And
no
chocolate
was
made
for
a
very
long
time.
And
then
one
night,
the
lights
came
back
on
again,
And
strange
shadows
appeared
at
the
windows!
Yes!
The
factory
was
up
and
running
again!
But
how?
Nobody's
ever
gone
in,
and
nobody's
ever
come
out.
And
that
is
one
of
the
strange
mysteries
of
the
chocolate-making
world.
Yes
the
smoke
returned
to
the
windows,
and
the
gates
stayed
locked
and
chained!
And
strange
shadows-
GEORGE,
GEORGINA,
JOSEPHINE:
Ghostly
shadows!
Appeared
at
the
windows
unexplained!
GEORGE,
GEORGINA,
JOSEPHINE:
Yes
out
went
Ficklegruber,
Prodnose,
Slugworth!
No
one
went
in,
which
was
quite
bizarre!
But
the
factory
churned!
And
the
sweets
returned!
ALL
GRANDPARENTS:
If
we
could
only
afford
one
bar!
So
Charlie
now
you're
up
to
date
on
Willy
Wonka,
now
you
know
what
he's
about!
Though
it's
a
crying
shame
that
no
one's
going
in,
at
least
the
chocolates
still
come
out!
Now
once
again
each
brother's
daughter
feels
her
mouth
begin
to
water
Now
each
nose
that
sense
olfactory
thinks
the
factory's
satisnacktory
For
a
single
whiff
I
might
commit
a
crime!
ALL
GRANDPARENTS:
Yes
Mr.
Willy
Wonka's-
Like
I
said!
ALL
GRANDPARENTS:
A
man
ahead
of
his
time!
I've
still
got
it!
I've
slipped
a
disc!
I
think
I
need
a
pee.
I
think
I
just
had
one!
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1 Opening
2 Almost Nearly Perfect
3 The Amazing Fantastical History Of Mr. Willy Wonka
4 A Letter From Charlie Bucket
5 News Of Augustus
6 More Of Him To Love
7 When Veruca Says
8 If Your Mother Were Here
9 Don'cha Pinch Me Charlie
10 It Must Be Believed To Be Seen
11 Strike That, Reverse It
12 Simply Second Nature
13 Auf Wiedersehen Augustus Gloop
14 Juicy!
15 Vidiots
16 Pure Imagination
17 It Must Be Believed To Be Seen (Reprise)
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