Текст песни Wiffy - WHY?

Driving down the M6 racing with the falling snow
If it gets much deeper I'll have to do the opposite to go
And that would be a nightmare
Or more of a bad daydream
That I'd already started

As we're nearing Sedgemoor the fan belt snaps in one
He couldn't take us on the lorry, we weighed more than three ton
He said we had to wait more
For a lorry to take more weight
We better get the Frisbee out

Going back to my wiffy in wiffy road
Where the fires keeping warm
A curled up cat and a pot of tea
And a girl whose all alone

I leave behind the festival on the wrong side of the road
Five hours to the ferry, it rained and the wind blowed
I drive for one two three hours
Four five six
I don't think we will make it

Two hours late and still the boat is tied up at the dock
Relieved we get our boarding passes and then we get a shock
The winds to rough to sail
And we're stuck here for the night
We'd better get the Scrabble out

Going back to my wiffy in wiffy road
Where the fires keeping warm
A curled up cat and a pot of tea
And a girl whose all alone

Sitting in the airport lounge playing guess who looks like who
The lady on the intercom says "Baggage keep with you"
We meant to fly to Heathrow
We ended up in Gatwick
And poor old Porrick's miles away

A coach so kindly takes us through the fog to LHR
The flashing blue lights up ahead mean we don't get very far
So near and yet so far away
To the place that I should be
Safe at home

Going back to my wiffy in wiffy road
Where the fires keeping warm
A curled up cat and a pot of tea
And a girl whose all alone

Going back to my wiffy in wiffy road
Where the fires keeping warm
A curled up cat and a pot of tea
And a girl whose all alone