On the First Day of Christmas (Twelve Days of Xmas)

1 Grow Mrs. Goldfarb, Fatter Fatter
2 Your Mother's Here to Stay (Mother's Day)
3 There Are Pills That Make You Happy, There Are Pills That Make You Sad
4 Shine on Harvey Bloom (My Son, the Astronaut)
5 JC Cohen (He's a Greater Conductor than Leonard Bernstein)
6 Pop Hates the Beatles (I Hate The Beatles)
7 Beautiful Teamsters, Please Let Me Join
8 Kiss of Meyer (The Kiss of Myer Lit the Great Chicago Fire)
9 America's a Nice Italian Name (I Call This Land America, A Nice Italian Name)
10 On the First Day of Christmas (Twelve Days of Xmas)
11 Bye Bye Bloomberg