Songtexte
One
hippopotami
cannot
get
on
a
bus,
Because
one
hippopotami
is
two
hippopotamus.
And
if
you
have
two
goose,
that
makes
one
geese.
A
pair
of
mouse
is
mice.
A
pair
of
moose
is
meese.
A
paranoia
is
a
bunch
of
mental
blocks.
And
when
Ben
Casey
meets
Kildaire,
that's
called
a
paradox.
When
two
minks
fall
in
love,
with
all
their
heart
and
soul,
You'll
find
the
plural
of
two
minks
is
one
mink
stole.
Singulars
and
plurals
are
so
different,
bless
my
soul.
Has
it
ever
occurred
to
you
that
the
plural
of
"half"
is
"whole"?
A
bunch
of
tooth
is
teeth.
A
group
of
foot
is
feet.
And
two
canaries
make
a
pair--they
call
it
a
parakeet.
A
paramecium
is
not
a
pair.
A
parallelogram
is
just
a
crazy
square.
Nobody
knows
just
what
a
paraphernalia
is.
And
what
is
half
a
pair
of
scissors,
but
a
single
sciz?
With
someone
you
adore,
if
you
should
find
romance,
You'll
pant,
and
pant
once
more,
and
that's
a
pair
of
pants!
Album
Video Creators - Funny Songs for YouTube Videos and YouTubers
Veröffentlichungsdatum
15-08-2020
1 Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (A Letter from Camp)
2 Ringo (The Ballad of Ringo Starr) & Pop Hates the Beatles
3 The Twelve Gifts of Christmas
4 Hungarian Goulash 5
5 Eight Foot Two Solid Blue (Has Anybody Seen My Martian Gal)
6 Downtown, Downtown
7 Headaches
8 Here's to the Crabgrass with Jacqueline Ward
9 You're Getting to Be a Rabbit with Me
10 You Went the Wrong Way Old King Louie
11 Back to Camp Granada
12 I Was Never a Nazi (And Never Knew Adolf Hitler)
13 Hail To Thee, Fat Person
14 Automation
15 One Hippopotami
16 I See Bones (Live Version)
17 Ratfink
18 My Son the Vampire: Spooky Halloween Song
19 Pills
20 America, A Nice Italian Name
21 You Gotta Have Skin
22 Good Advice
23 Green Stamps
24 Holiday for States
25 Lotsa Luck
26 The Painless Dentist Song
27 Go to Sleep, Paul Revere!
28 The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song
29 That Old Back Scratcher
30 Call Me
31 Peyton Place, USA
32 The Drinking Man's Diet
33 Secret Code
34 An Average Song
35 It's a Most Unusual Play
36 Chim Chim Cheree
37 Signs
38 Second Hand Nose
39 Mononeucleosis
40 Oh Boy
41 Mexican Hat Dance
42 Harvey and Shiela
43 The Bronx Bird Watcher (Tit Willow)
44 Pop Hates the Beatles
45 Hello Mother Hello Father
46 Cat Hat (He's a Cat in a Hat)
47 Calculatus, Eliminatus
48 Anything Under the Sun
49 I'm a Punk
50 Grudunza (Moss Covered Three Handled Gradunza)
51 Sweep, Sweep Up the Memories
52 Beautiful Kitten Fish
53 Nothing to be Done
54 Sneetches
55 Green Eggs and Ham
56 The Zax
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