Songtexte Warning to Those Who Have a Low Threshold of Sex - Allan Sherman
This
song
here
is
by
far
the
sexiest
of
all
the
songs
that
I've
done
tonight.
I
am
telling
you
that
as
a
warning.
All
those
who
have
a
low
threshold
of
sex,
you
had
better
leave
now,
because
I
will
not
be
responsible
for
all
the
screaming
and
grabbing
that
goes
on
once
I
start
to
sing
this.
Some
fellas
have
it
and
some
fellas
don't.
I
just
happen
to
have
it.
And
I'm
gonna
give
it
to
you.
Now,
I
wrote
this
song
for
married
people.
Married
people
will
understand
this
best.
Uh,
I
realize
that
tonight
there
are
a
lot
of
people
in
the
audience
who
are
not
married,
but
I
figure
the
line
of
demarcation
has
gotten
so
fuzzy
lately
that
you'll
understand
it
too.
Let's
hear
it
for
fuzzy
demarcation,
folks!
I
said
that
line
in
Vegas,
and
there's
a
pit
boss
named
Fuzzy
Demarcation
came
running
out...
This
song
is
sung
by
a
husband
to
his
wife.
They've
been
married
ten
or
fifteen
years,
and
this
song
illustrates
what
can
happen
in
a
modern
marriage.
And
I
have
to
pick
somebody
out
to
be
my
wife
for
this,
so
I'll
pick
you.
Is
that
all
right?
OK.
1 Introduction to "Live, Hoping You Are the Same"
2 Two Short Songs
3 Taking Lessons (Making Whoopee)
4 A Waste of Money (A Taste of Honey)
5 How Van Nuys Got Its Name (Van Nuys, California)
6 Smog Gets in Your Eyes (Air Pollution Song)
7 Scotch and / Or Water
8 Sorry 'bout That (I'm Sorry About That)
9 Learner's Brassiere
10 Mononucleosis Is the Kissing Disease Virus
11 I Finally Admit That I Won World War Two Single - Handed
12 Dodgin' the Draft (Draft Dodger Song) [Ballin' the Jack]
13 The Rebel
14 Warning to Those Who Have a Low Threshold of Sex
15 I’m in the Mood for Love, You’re in the Mood for Herring
16 Second Hand Nose (Second Hand Rose)
17 About the Chinese New Year and the Jewish New Year
18 Sam You Made the Pants Too Long (Hong Kong, China Version)
19 If I Could Play Piano
20 Son of Peyton Place U.S.A (It’s My Kind of Town)
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