Songtexte I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Present (So I Wrote You This Song) - Anal Cunt
I
couldn't
afford
to
buy
you
a
present
so
I
wrote
you
this
song
I
want
all
the
lovers
of
the
world
to
help
me
sing
along
I'm
only
a
simple
man;
I
never
made
much
money
But
I've
got
a
wealth
of
love
to
share
with
you
honey
When
I
think
of
an
angel
I
think
of
your
face
I
want
to
make
sweet
love
to
you
by
the
fireplace
I
want
to
be
your
architect
of
your
castle
of
love
I'll
never
take
for
granted
my
gift
from
above
We'll
take
a
ride
through
the
foliage
Watch
the
leaves
turn
orange
and
brown
Woman,
I
never
thought
I'd
say
this
But
I
want
to
settle
down
I
wish
we
were
on
a
deserted
island
Just
me
and
you
I'd
climb
right
up
a
tree
And
get
a
coconut
for
you
1 In My Heart There's A Star Named After You
2 Picnic of Love
3 I Respect Your Feelings as a Woman and a Friend
4 I Wanna Grow Old With You
5 Saving Ourselves For Marriage
6 Greed Is Something That We Don't Need
7 I'm Not That Kind of Boy
8 I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Present (So I Wrote You This Song)
9 I'd Like To Have Your Daughter's Hand In Marriage
10 My Woman, My Lover, My Friend
11 Waterfall Wishes
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