Songtexte Everyone's Entitled to One Good Scare - Another Anthem

I woke up from a nightmare screaming
Horror movies before bed left me dreaming
I was the victim in my favorite scary films
I can't seem to shake this feeling of foreboding
The ominous dread as the shape starts approaching
The boogeyman is here to take my life

My greatest fears are realized
The day that horror films have come alive

Michael Myers tried to murder me
Jason Voorhees chased me with a machete
And I can't sleep with Freddy Krueger in my dreams

Leatherface wants to wear my skin
Norman Bates tried to check me in
And Pinhead wants to torture me in hell
That's how I know horror movies are real

I've seen all the Scream's, so I know the rules
Texas Chainsaw taught me to avoid power tools
I know that any creepy clowns and dolls want me dead
Halloween gave me all my education
How to survive an attempted evisceration
Demons mean the power of Christ compels me to run

My greatest fears are realized
The day that horror films have come alive

Michael Myers tried to murder me
Jason Voorhees chased me with a machete
And I can't sleep with Freddy Krueger in my dreams

Leatherface wants to wear my skin
Norman Bates tried to check me in
And Pinhead wants to torture me in hell
That's how I know horror movies are real

Everyone's entitled to one good scare
But I think this might be a bit much
I don't want to be dismembered by a chainsaw

I see an axe coming straight for my head
And any closer and I'll soon be dead
My night of terrors has just begun

Michael Myers tried to murder me
Jason Voorhees chased me with a machete
And I can't sleep with Freddy Krueger in my dreams

HA HA HA BITCH!

Leatherface wants to wear my skin
Norman Bates tried to check me in
And Pinhead wants to torture me in hell

All the killers from my favorite scary movies
Have arisen to take my life from me
And I know I won't make it through the night
That's how I know horror movies are real

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Whoa whoa whoa That's how I know horror movies are real
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That's how I know horror movies are real

NO NO, I DON'T WANT TO DIE! NOOOOO!