Songtexte So Go to Sleep - Arda

I bought a llama on a livestream, thought it came with free shampoo
Then spilled espresso on my laptop, now it only speaks in blue
I tipped a mime with crypto coins, he vanished in the fog
My Uber turned into a boat—I'm stranded with a frog

Every swipe, every tap, it's a trap, it's a joke
My wallet's doing cardio, it's gasping, going broke
I tried to buy some peace of mind, but even that's not cheap
So before I buy a moon rock

So go to sleep!
Before you blow your cash on socks that beep
Your wallet's weak, it's lost all hope
You just bought shoes for a telescope
So go to sleep!
Before you fund a fish that wants to tweet
You're one step from a llama spa
Or renting clouds in Panama

I joined a cult for discounts, now I owe them seven hats
Got scammed by a magician who sold me disappearing cats
I paid to enter "VIP"—it was just a parking lot
Then bought a course on saving cash... taught by a robot

Every deal, every ad, it's a circus in disguise
My credit score's in therapy, it's learning how to cry
I tried to buy some common sense, but it was out of stock
So before I fund a squirrel doc

So go to sleep!
Before you blow your cash on socks that beep
Your wallet's weak, it's lost all hope
You just bought shoes for a telescope
So go to sleep!
Before you fund a fish that wants to tweet
You're one step from a llama spa
Or renting clouds in Panama

I've got receipts from Mars, and a bill from the moon
My fridge just charged me rent, and it's due by noon
The toaster's selling NFTs, the blender's got a plan
My house is crowdfunding itself to become a van

Every swipe, every tap, it's a trap, it's a joke
My wallet's doing cardio, it's gasping, going broke
I tried to buy some peace of mind, but even that's not cheap
So before I buy a moon rock

So go to sleep!
Before you blow your cash on socks that beep
Your wallet's weak, it's lost all hope
You just bought shoes for a telescope
So go to sleep!
Before you fund a fish that wants to tweet
You're one step from a llama spa
Or renting clouds in Panama

So go to sleep!
Before your money elopes with a talking bean
Your savings just joined a pyramid scheme
You're one sneeze from buying a medieval flute
Or sponsoring a hamster in a tailored suit
So go to sleep!
Before you PayPal your dreams to a sock with a scheme
Just hug your pillow, count some sheep—
So go to sleep!

So go to sleep!
Before your money elopes with a talking bean
Your savings just joined a pyramid scheme
You're one sneeze from buying a medieval flute
Or sponsoring a hamster in a tailored suit
So go to sleep!
Before you PayPal your dreams to a sock with a scheme
Just hug your pillow, count some sheep—
So go to sleep!

I'm tucked in tight, my dreams on loop
Wrapped in a blanket like financial soup
No more scams, no crypto clowns
Just sleepy vibes and melatonin towns

Who's that now? A midnight creep?
A letter slides in... I start to peep
"Dear Sir," it reads, "you've missed your dues—
Your house is now the bank's to use."

I blink, I gasp, I lose my chill
My bed just charged me a late-night bill
So I grab my pants, my shoes, my pride
Time to hustle—sleep denied