Songtexte Champagne Humor - BLP KOSHER

Life gave me lemons
I can't propose but she could take my ring
Show's in cologne I know they smell me rolling in they grave
The obstacles IHOP it's fuck Denny's just like I'm Johnny Dang
Sheisty beat the pot like who's your daddy he was raising cane
Glock give a opp backshots the chop from Notre Dame
Sheisty died they thought it was over but now they know his name
Sipping Pinot noir I'm a champ but I'm still in pain
I was bucking Arizona tea tryna jack the train
I could daft punk him you up all night to get lucky
I feel like yak I'm in that yota chewing on my mup
Fuck it Imma flush him
You would think that joe the plumber played rugby
I feel like lucki on the stage how I tune them up
My pockets stay on probiotics all I do is get cheese
Yo bitch a nat that hoe a dodo bird I ain't tryna greeze
I was eating cup a noodles now it's vietnamese
I edit shit like I'm Denise send the clip back to Greece
Imma let the beat breathe a lil piece ay I leave the beat deceased
You fold on me like origami I ain't even crease
They only trying to take a piece I'm tryna make the peace
Ay Wadddlllttt this Glock came from Paris
The opps green but my French crueler
Ay bake a cracka ass with that lead ruler
She ain't text me back now she calling trying to throw that Cooter
Jit days hunching on a tutor, tryna fuck a cougar
Man that shit was never bout the money but we met at lucre
He do walk downs with that lil stick they know the kid super
Bear false witness don't love one flip the Uber
Glock came with a razor I'm a skater but I'll rip the scooter
Shooters with me at the waterfront, and we eating at Shooter's
Emo bitch blood get her wet and I'll be dammed Hoover
Dwelling on the past buying presents listening to future
Shit get rowdy don't rebel we don't do computers
They were cracking Jew jokes bad sense of humor
I'll spin a Cracka block I don't do bloopers
Yah I'm a big dreidel you a fucking loser
Bus stop 14 penny board cruiser
Now I skrt the black truck and it's just a cruiser
Sweet hunk Mack truck
Call the dang movers and I got it on my own watch how I maneuver
Me and mofwea surfing don't believe the rumors
I'm a hybrid I don't ask for shit I'm a non consumer
Clips send him to the moon man that shit lunar
I'm getting fueled with my Z like this damn producer
Shows in the 6 touching Canadian maple
Big gold Star of David no star spangle
I'm going dumb manic Monday like the Bangles
Hop up out the whip with that lil tooly I don't never dangle
Life gave me lemons I can't propose but she could take my ring
Show's in cologne I know they smell me rolling in they grave
The obstacles IHOP it's fuck Denny's just like I'm Johnny Dang
Sheisty beat the pot like who's your daddy he was raising cane
Glock give a opp backshots the chop from Notre Dame
Sheisty died they thought it was over but now they know his name
Sipping Pinot noir I'm a champ but I'm still in pain
I was bucking Arizona tea tryna jack the train